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Title - Hub Rumblings
Fandom - Supernatural/Torchwood RPF
Characters - Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, John Barrowman, Gareth David-Lloyd and Kai Owen.
Rating - 15 at least. Swearing and implied sex.
Disclaimer - I amnot any one of these people. I make no money from this at all. It is just the product of my mind. This is never going to happen except on this page.
Normally this time of day was when Misha liked to take his daily stroll around the new Hub.
But today was different. There was something not quite right with things.
He put the live feeds from the CCTV up on his computer screen.
The minute he looked at the cell feeds, he knew what was wrong.
“They got out again!”
Jensen looked up from his place between Misha’s legs.
“Again?”
“Yeah. Come on, we can finish this later. if you’re good”
He helped Jensen up and the two of them went to get Jared, who’d been spotted heading for the kitchen.
When he saw the two of them at the door, Jared sighed.
“Again?”
Misha and Jensen nodded.
As Jared and Jensen headed for the cells, Misha went back to his office to see if there was any sign of them on CCTV.
Too bad someone beat him to his office.
“Honestly, John. If you wanted the chair back all you had to do was ask.”
“You know as well as I do Collins that it’s not just the chair I want back.”
“Yeah, I do. But what can I say. My minions alone outnumber your fans. Add in the pretty boy’s fans and it’s no contest. Which is a shame because I do enjoy the show and I don’t think it gets the credit it deserves. Even if your writers do kill off half the cast in the space of 5 episodes.”
“Hey, not my choice. Take it up with them if you want.”
“I might just do that. But this is all very distracting. Where’s the other two gone?”
“Other two? What other two?”
“You know who - Gareth and Kai.”
“Gareth and Kai, Gareth and Kai............nope, names don’t ring a bell.”
Misha shook his head.
“My boys’ll find them eventually. This place is only so big and I’ve locked the building down.”
John knew he was beat from the smile on Misha’s face.
“Fine. I’ll take you to them. I told them to find a blindspot till I could make sure the coast was clear. I know where the spots are.”
Misha walked up to John and patted him on the head. “Good boy.”
Having Misha so close to him was all too tempting for John, so he just gave in and kissed him.
Misha pulled back slightly. “Later. You interrupted Jensen with your little escape act which left us both feeling unsatisfied. So I’m going to deal with that first after I lock you and your pretty friends up again and make you beg for me like you did the first time we met. Come on, let’s go get the eye candy ”
As the two of them walked out of the office, all the alarms went off.
“What the fuck did you do?”
“Oh nothing, just pressed a little old command into the system. Any second now, that panel there” he pointed to a glowing panel just below the rift manipulator. “Is going to open up and Torchwood’s other pet is coming out to play.” He smiled at the worried expression on Misha’s face. “If you thought Myfanwy was bad, she’s a pussycat compared to Marksha here.”
“Marksha? What kinda name is that?”
“Funny story. There’s always been debate among the team if this thing’s a boy or a girl. I mean, no one’s ever got a good enough look at the thing. So there was some issue over what to call it. Then we decided that if it were a boy, it would be called ‘Marcus’ and if it were a girl it would be ‘Marsha’. But after a while we gave up trying to decide and just started calling it ‘Marksha’”
As the alarms got louder, Jensen, Jared, Gareth and Kai all appeared in the middle of the hub.
“Is that what I think it is?”
John looked over at Kai and nodded. Gareth just smiled.
“What?” Jensen and Jared looked confused.
“Marksha’s coming out to play.” Gareth was looking downright evil as he looked at them.
The panel exploded and three huge tentacles emerged from the machine.
“What the fuck is that?”
“Allow me to introduce Marksha - Torchwood’s pet.”
“Pet?!”
“Yes, Jared. Pet. Marksha’s been living under the Hub for decades. Every so often we let it ‘play’ with the odd pizza delivery boy. Or girl. Whoever shows up really.”
“What do you mean play?”
“You’ll find out soon enough. It might be best if you three don’t move though.” He glanced over at Gareth and Kai. “Shall we?”
“Where are you going?”
“Kitchen then office. I could do with some coffee then we’ll just get out of your way.”
“But what about.........” Jensen looked over at Gareth.
“Marksha.”
“Yeah, Marksha. What about it? Won’t it want to do whatever with you.”
“Nah.” Rhys was heading towards the kitchen door. “Marksha knows who we are and I think it’s actually bored with us now. Shame. It was kinda fun sometimes.”
The other two Torchwood boys looked over in shock. “Seriously! You liked it?”
“Sometimes.”
John and Gareth looked at each other. “I guess it wasn’t so bad after a while, I guess.” “Guess not.”
Of course while they were talking, they forgot about the other three in the room, who were now being stripped by the tentacles, which had each expanded four fold.
“What the fuck is it doing to us?”
“Oh, sorry, should have said. Marksha’s idea of fun is sex. Lots of sex. Doesn’t matter if you want it or not. Not that you have much choice. Those appendages just grow back if you damage them in anyway.”
“So we’re fucked then?”
“Pretty much, yep.” Gareth turned back to face John and Kai. “Who’s for coffee then?”
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About ten hours, and 20 tentacle pieces later, Misha, Jensen and Jared all collapsed in a sated, and very sore heap in the main office.
“Coffee?” Gareth got up and headed to the fresh pot in the corner.
“Told you Marksha liked sex.”
“You could have warned us that the tentacles split inside us!”
“What would have been the fun in that?” John sat back in his chair, sipping away at his coffee.
“So how many times.......”
“Let’s just say a lot and leave it at that.”
Gareth handed the three men on the floor a mug of coffee each while Kai gave them all blankets (they were still naked after all) to put round themselves.
“Did you ever think about getting rid of it?”
“And put it where exactly? It’s not easy to get rid of a tentacle producing, giant, sex-is-a-game-to-me alien creature.”
“Also, we couldn’t risk it escaping. Not with it’s appetite. A city like Cardiff would be in chaos in minutes. Also I don’t know exactly how the police and tourist industry would dress it up - Visit Cardiff and get raped by an alien.”
“Look interesting on a postcard at least.”
“We’ll think of something to do now that we’re all here.”
“No we won’t, Misha. You three need to sleep.”
“No argument from me.” Jensen and Jared managed to say at the same time.
“I guess. But we’re staying here. I’m not going back out there till I know that thing’s gone for good.”
“Marksha’s never gone. It’ll be resting back under the machines until the next time it wants out. Which could be a bit longer than usual. It seemed to like you three, Especially you, Misha.”
“Oh yay” There was no hint of joy in his deadpan voice.
So John, Gareth and Kai all left the office to let the sated boys sleep.
Gareth picked up one of the tentacle pieces laying on the floor.
“You thinking what I’m thinking?”
John and Kai looked at him for a second then nodded happily.
“All right then, strip.”
Title - Hub Rumblings
Fandom - Supernatural/Torchwood RPF
Characters - Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, John Barrowman, Gareth David-Lloyd and Kai Owen.
Rating - 15 at least. Swearing and implied sex.
Disclaimer - I amnot any one of these people. I make no money from this at all. It is just the product of my mind. This is never going to happen except on this page.
Normally this time of day was when Misha liked to take his daily stroll around the new Hub.
But today was different. There was something not quite right with things.
He put the live feeds from the CCTV up on his computer screen.
The minute he looked at the cell feeds, he knew what was wrong.
“They got out again!”
Jensen looked up from his place between Misha’s legs.
“Again?”
“Yeah. Come on, we can finish this later. if you’re good”
He helped Jensen up and the two of them went to get Jared, who’d been spotted heading for the kitchen.
When he saw the two of them at the door, Jared sighed.
“Again?”
Misha and Jensen nodded.
As Jared and Jensen headed for the cells, Misha went back to his office to see if there was any sign of them on CCTV.
Too bad someone beat him to his office.
“Honestly, John. If you wanted the chair back all you had to do was ask.”
“You know as well as I do Collins that it’s not just the chair I want back.”
“Yeah, I do. But what can I say. My minions alone outnumber your fans. Add in the pretty boy’s fans and it’s no contest. Which is a shame because I do enjoy the show and I don’t think it gets the credit it deserves. Even if your writers do kill off half the cast in the space of 5 episodes.”
“Hey, not my choice. Take it up with them if you want.”
“I might just do that. But this is all very distracting. Where’s the other two gone?”
“Other two? What other two?”
“You know who - Gareth and Kai.”
“Gareth and Kai, Gareth and Kai............nope, names don’t ring a bell.”
Misha shook his head.
“My boys’ll find them eventually. This place is only so big and I’ve locked the building down.”
John knew he was beat from the smile on Misha’s face.
“Fine. I’ll take you to them. I told them to find a blindspot till I could make sure the coast was clear. I know where the spots are.”
Misha walked up to John and patted him on the head. “Good boy.”
Having Misha so close to him was all too tempting for John, so he just gave in and kissed him.
Misha pulled back slightly. “Later. You interrupted Jensen with your little escape act which left us both feeling unsatisfied. So I’m going to deal with that first after I lock you and your pretty friends up again and make you beg for me like you did the first time we met. Come on, let’s go get the eye candy ”
As the two of them walked out of the office, all the alarms went off.
“What the fuck did you do?”
“Oh nothing, just pressed a little old command into the system. Any second now, that panel there” he pointed to a glowing panel just below the rift manipulator. “Is going to open up and Torchwood’s other pet is coming out to play.” He smiled at the worried expression on Misha’s face. “If you thought Myfanwy was bad, she’s a pussycat compared to Marksha here.”
“Marksha? What kinda name is that?”
“Funny story. There’s always been debate among the team if this thing’s a boy or a girl. I mean, no one’s ever got a good enough look at the thing. So there was some issue over what to call it. Then we decided that if it were a boy, it would be called ‘Marcus’ and if it were a girl it would be ‘Marsha’. But after a while we gave up trying to decide and just started calling it ‘Marksha’”
As the alarms got louder, Jensen, Jared, Gareth and Kai all appeared in the middle of the hub.
“Is that what I think it is?”
John looked over at Kai and nodded. Gareth just smiled.
“What?” Jensen and Jared looked confused.
“Marksha’s coming out to play.” Gareth was looking downright evil as he looked at them.
The panel exploded and three huge tentacles emerged from the machine.
“What the fuck is that?”
“Allow me to introduce Marksha - Torchwood’s pet.”
“Pet?!”
“Yes, Jared. Pet. Marksha’s been living under the Hub for decades. Every so often we let it ‘play’ with the odd pizza delivery boy. Or girl. Whoever shows up really.”
“What do you mean play?”
“You’ll find out soon enough. It might be best if you three don’t move though.” He glanced over at Gareth and Kai. “Shall we?”
“Where are you going?”
“Kitchen then office. I could do with some coffee then we’ll just get out of your way.”
“But what about.........” Jensen looked over at Gareth.
“Marksha.”
“Yeah, Marksha. What about it? Won’t it want to do whatever with you.”
“Nah.” Rhys was heading towards the kitchen door. “Marksha knows who we are and I think it’s actually bored with us now. Shame. It was kinda fun sometimes.”
The other two Torchwood boys looked over in shock. “Seriously! You liked it?”
“Sometimes.”
John and Gareth looked at each other. “I guess it wasn’t so bad after a while, I guess.” “Guess not.”
Of course while they were talking, they forgot about the other three in the room, who were now being stripped by the tentacles, which had each expanded four fold.
“What the fuck is it doing to us?”
“Oh, sorry, should have said. Marksha’s idea of fun is sex. Lots of sex. Doesn’t matter if you want it or not. Not that you have much choice. Those appendages just grow back if you damage them in anyway.”
“So we’re fucked then?”
“Pretty much, yep.” Gareth turned back to face John and Kai. “Who’s for coffee then?”
_____________________________________________________________________
About ten hours, and 20 tentacle pieces later, Misha, Jensen and Jared all collapsed in a sated, and very sore heap in the main office.
“Coffee?” Gareth got up and headed to the fresh pot in the corner.
“Told you Marksha liked sex.”
“You could have warned us that the tentacles split inside us!”
“What would have been the fun in that?” John sat back in his chair, sipping away at his coffee.
“So how many times.......”
“Let’s just say a lot and leave it at that.”
Gareth handed the three men on the floor a mug of coffee each while Kai gave them all blankets (they were still naked after all) to put round themselves.
“Did you ever think about getting rid of it?”
“And put it where exactly? It’s not easy to get rid of a tentacle producing, giant, sex-is-a-game-to-me alien creature.”
“Also, we couldn’t risk it escaping. Not with it’s appetite. A city like Cardiff would be in chaos in minutes. Also I don’t know exactly how the police and tourist industry would dress it up - Visit Cardiff and get raped by an alien.”
“Look interesting on a postcard at least.”
“We’ll think of something to do now that we’re all here.”
“No we won’t, Misha. You three need to sleep.”
“No argument from me.” Jensen and Jared managed to say at the same time.
“I guess. But we’re staying here. I’m not going back out there till I know that thing’s gone for good.”
“Marksha’s never gone. It’ll be resting back under the machines until the next time it wants out. Which could be a bit longer than usual. It seemed to like you three, Especially you, Misha.”
“Oh yay” There was no hint of joy in his deadpan voice.
So John, Gareth and Kai all left the office to let the sated boys sleep.
Gareth picked up one of the tentacle pieces laying on the floor.
“You thinking what I’m thinking?”
John and Kai looked at him for a second then nodded happily.
“All right then, strip.”