Speaking of pork...
Can eating too much pork make you fail a drug test? Apparently so, if the claims of Chinese Olympic athletes can be believed. Apparently, a substance called clenbuterol, more normally used to treat breathing problems, is sometimes used to keep livestock leaner than it would otherwise be. It's also banned for IOC-tested athletes, so a couple of them are claiming that they ate too much pork and that's why they failed their drug tests.
"Pull the other one, it's got bells on."
"Pull the other one, it's got bells on."