Not for the faint-hearted chef...
But if you're up to it, you could always Pimp That Snack, a site dedicated to making gigantic versions of chocolate bars and other sweet treats. I wish I had a kitchen in my hotel room.... If you go, check out the 5-pound hamburger with 22,000 (yes, twenty two thousand) calories. NOTE - as of June 1st, they've changed the URL and name, so I've updated this post. Apparently Viacom has copyrighted the term "Pimp My..." since they own the "Pimp My Ride" show. Hey, Viacom - FUCK YOU, YOU CORPORATE STOOGES.