A small look into my life
ME: I'm so bored Michael
Michael: Well....we could play naked chicken
ME: What is naked chicken?
Michael: Well...I doubt you'd like it, it deals with being naked and butt holes
ME: Are you kidding?
Michael: oh Summer...just a little game I learned in jail
ME: *grossed out face*...I can't believe I date someone who went to jail
Michael: Oh Summer, my dainty fairy, I'm only kidding. Why would we call it naked chicken?
ME: I have no idea....what do you do in jail all day?
Michael: The black guys watch BET all the time, and write rap songs constantly because they think they'll be famous one day since they are bad ass and in jail. A bunch of white guys write rap songs too, and my favorite one, oh man, his name was paint bucket, he was the coolest.
ME: He wrote raps songs too??
Michael: Oh no, he read the newspaper
ME: I can't believe you went to jail
Michael: I can't believe you work at American Eagle. You would have been my arch enemy in high school, you know that.
ME: ...and you would have been mine
*kiss*
Michael: Well....we could play naked chicken
ME: What is naked chicken?
Michael: Well...I doubt you'd like it, it deals with being naked and butt holes
ME: Are you kidding?
Michael: oh Summer...just a little game I learned in jail
ME: *grossed out face*...I can't believe I date someone who went to jail
Michael: Oh Summer, my dainty fairy, I'm only kidding. Why would we call it naked chicken?
ME: I have no idea....what do you do in jail all day?
Michael: The black guys watch BET all the time, and write rap songs constantly because they think they'll be famous one day since they are bad ass and in jail. A bunch of white guys write rap songs too, and my favorite one, oh man, his name was paint bucket, he was the coolest.
ME: He wrote raps songs too??
Michael: Oh no, he read the newspaper
ME: I can't believe you went to jail
Michael: I can't believe you work at American Eagle. You would have been my arch enemy in high school, you know that.
ME: ...and you would have been mine
*kiss*