HEY WHAT UP FRANDS

[absenteye]

...I just wrote an entire post complaining about the weather. And then I deleted it because no one deserves to read that many words of me being surprised that Sweden is cold. DON'T EVER SAY I NEVER DID NOTHIN' FOR YOU GUYS

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[impertinence]

WHATEVER, BRO, I LIVE IN CHICAGO, WE COMPLAIN ABOUT THE WEATHER HERE TOO. SNOW AND THEN RAIN IS THE ACTUAL WORST, IT'S LIKE SPRING IS TAUNTING YOU AND THEN CRUELLY YANKING ITSELF AWAY!

also omg congratulations on the translation :DDD that's so cool!

[absenteye]

ELENA ON MONDAY THERE WAS SUN AND I SKIPPED OUTSIDE IN MY ~SPRING COAT AND ALMOST FROZE MY FACE OFF >:( AND YESTERDAY I WOKE UP TO A FUCKING SNOW STORM AND NOW IT'S ALL GLOOP AND MY BOOTS HAVE HOLES IN THEM BECAUSE I AM AN ACTUALFAX HOBO OMG. WHY WON'T THE SPRING LET ME LOVE IT. COME TO MEEEEE SPRINGGGG I'L TREAT YOU RIGHT.

ty! It's really fun and only slightly scary! :DDD

[impertinence]

SERIOUSLY WHY ISN'T IT TIME FOR FLIP FLOPS YET??? I'M READY TO SKIP OVER SPRING AND JUST HAVE SUMMER FUCKING BE HERE. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WEAR SKIRTS AND FROLIC IN WARM BREEZES! WHYYYYYYY

[absenteye]

I WANT TO WEAR T-SHIRTS AND FLAIL AROUND ON GREEN GRASS AND SWIM IN SLIGHTLY GROSS LAKES!!! I WANT TO RUN AROUND BAREFOOT AND ALSO NOT FREEZE TO DEATH! SUMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PLEASE COME HERE

My dad is in Thailand right now. I kind of want to punch him for sending me pictures of baby elephants and stupid beaches >:( SHUT UP DAD WHY DIDN'T YOU PACK ME IN YOUR LUGGAGE.

[impertinence]

OMG LAME. I'm so glad none of my relatives ever travel away from the frozen North, otherwise I would have to kill them.

[absenteye]

IT IS HORRIFIC. It's like his fifth time there or something, and this time it's "only" for three weeks instead of an entire month. OH DAD YOUR LIFE IS SO HARD. IF I DIDN'T LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU WOULD BE SERIOUSLY SUPER DEAD.