Mar 01, 2011 01:20
Today I have spent something like seven hours with a two-year-old! Did you know this is my fist time actually babysitting for more than an hour? HEY EVERYONE DID YOU ALSO KNOW BABIES ARE EXHAUSTING. I mean, he is the cutest little kid ever, but jfc I feel like an actual tractor ran me over. So much lego! So many toy tractors and youtube tractors and storybook tractors! Toot toot trains and excavators! Apparently the purpose of those is to scoop stuff out from under people's shirts!
...I am so charmed by this little troll, idek. *chinhands*
In other news, I don't know what my body is even doing. Every time I think this cold is over....IT'S NOT. I've almost stopped coughing, but now I am sneezing instead. I don't have a fever anymore, but my body seems to be considering taking it back. JUST SAY NO OKAY, I PROMISE TO TAKE MY VITAMINS EVEN THOUGH THEY TASTE LIKE SOMETHING I IMAGINE IS DISTILLED HIPPOPOTAMUS PEE. HIPPOPOTAMUS...ES? HIPPOPOTAMICE? FUCKING HIPPOS, DO THEY GET COLDS?
you're all so glad to have me on your flist, aren't you.