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ok. listen this is funny. i read this book called the darwin awards a year or two ago. my friend brought the second one into work and i was like cool let me see it! for those of u who dont kno, the darwin award is something u get for doing something stupid and killing urself while doing it, u get honerable mention if u live. a few honerable mentions. a group of 4 40year old ppl were bored at home so they went for a drive, one guy said he had a very small stick of dynomite in his trunk and thought it would be funny to blow something up. so the drove by a group of teenagers and were gonna throw the dynamite by them and scare them. the lady in the passenger seat lit the dynomite, threw it out the window...but! forgot to roll the window down. it bounced bac in her lap, injured her legs and hands and the drivers right arm. another honerable mention is two boys were shooting some arrows. they missed the the target so one boy said to the other, go behind the target, ill shoot the arrow in the same direction and u follow it and find both....u kno were this is going....he shot the arrow and it hit the other boy in the forhead. now the award. a guy was sick and tired with his life and wanted to end it in several ways. he slit is wrist, drank some poisen, was gonna hang him self off a cliff and then shoot himself before he choked to death. he slit his wrist across..and we all kno its down the street not across the block, jumped off the cliff and went to shoot himself, but he missed, hit the rop wich freed him, then fell a ways into a river, the impact was so hard on his stomach he pucked up the poisen. he then died of hypothermia in the hospital.