[Arashi/Other] Gallant

Aug 14, 2010 18:07

[Title] Gallant
[Author] honooko
[Rating] PG
[Notes] Oguri Shun/Jun for beckerbell. Jun really has called Shun 'horse face', but 'Junbug' is entirely us. XD

After Nino's minor car accident, all members were forbidden to drive. Overall, this wasn't a problem; the company sent a car service when they needed to get anywhere, and if it was late, they could always catch a taxi. But sometimes a cab was a little expensive or difficult to find, which put Jun in the situation was in.

"Damn," Jun said, ducking under an awning. The rainstorm was sudden and fierce. Jun jumped as thunder cracked overhead. He knew he didn't have enough cash on hand for a cab, either. He pulled out his phone; it was a long shot, but he was in the right neighborhood.

Shun answered after 3 rings. "Hey, Junbug!" he said brightly. Jun scowled at the phone.

"Don't call me that," he said, annoyed. "I need a favor."

"What is it, Junior?"

"I need a ride, horseface," Jun answered easily. "Come pick me up."

"Oh, that's right. You're a public hazard now, right?" Shun laughed. "Lucky I'm so generous. Where are you?"

"Right near your house; that old okonomiyaki place. Hurry, it's really coming down."

"Wouldn't want to ruin your hair, right Matsuge?" Shun said agreeably. Jun could hear the sound of Shun's keys jangling together. "Be there in ten, babe."

"Hurry up," Jun repeated, not even bothering to correct the nicknames. He hung up on Shun's laughter and pulled his jacket around him more tightly. It was wet, so it didn't do much to warm him up, but it seemed like the correct action to take. True to his word, Shun arrived promptly. He pushed the passenger door open from the inside.

"Welcome to your carriage, Princess," Shun said graciously as Jun got inside. Jun gave him a withering look.

"I'm going to drip on your leather seats, just to spite you," Jun declared, flapping his sleeve.

"No you won't," Shun said, reaching into the back seat. "I brought you a towel." Jun accepted it, sheepish. It was fluffy and a little warm; clearly Shun had thought ahead.

"Sorry," he said. "But you're still a horseface."

"I'm your noble steed," Shun corrected. "I'm even giving you a ride!"

"I'll give you a nice carrot later," Jun promised him seriously. He was smiling despite himself; Shun started whistling along to a song on the radio, slightly off-tune.

"You would never make it in Johnny's," Jun commented. Shun gave him an incredulous look.

"Johnny's don't need to keep tune; look at you."

"Very funny," Jun said blandly. "I've been practicing a lot, I'll have you know." Shun laughed at him good-naturedly.

"I'm glad you called," he said. "I'd been meaning to ask you out on another date."

"Those were not dates!" Jun laughed. "They were just awkward choices in places to eat!"

"They were totally dates," Shun argued. "I even gave you a goodnight kiss."

"Is that what that was?" Jun replied. "I thought you just tripped on to my face."

"Ha ha ha," Shun said. "I will get into your man-panties one of these days, just you wait."

"Keep calling them 'man-panties' and you'll never get in," Jun pointed out. They pulled up to Shun's driveway; Jun wasn't surprised. He lived quite a long drive away. It was easier to stay over at Shun's overnight. He could borrow a clean shirt in the morning and call the car service to pick him up.

"You know, if you got struck by lightning, I'd probably laugh," Shun told him cheerfully. Jun punched him in the arm. "Hey, is that any way to treat your gallant rescuer?"

"Fine. What do you want?" Jun asked warily. Shun opened his arms wide and welcoming.

"A kiss," Shun demanded. "A good, undeniable one."

"If I refuse?" Jun asked.

"Then I announce on the radio that your entire bathroom is Hello Kitty themed," Shun said, unconcerned with telling a blatant lie through a nationally broadcasted media. Jun crossed his arms over his chest.

He considered his options carefully before letting out a heavy sigh.

"We are not dating," he clarified firmly before planting a solid kiss on Shun's lips. Shun did not have long to enjoy, however, because Jun pulled away just before Shun could slip an arm around his waist and keep him there.

"There. Now we're even," Jun announced, heading for the front door. But Shun didn't immediately follow him; he pulled out his phone, searching through the contact list before making a call.

"Hey, Nino!" Shun said brightly. "I win the bet!"

"Why am I even friends with you?!" Jun said, reaching out for Shun's phone. He yanked it from Shun's hands, immediately speaking to the person on the other end. He could hear Nino cackling like a mad old woman. "He's lying! Whatever he said, he's lying!"

Shun planted an extremely wet and noisy kiss on Jun's cheek.

"Now I'm not!" he said happily, darting to the front door before Jun could enact vengeance.

"Seriously, why are we friends," Jun sighed. "You're annoying as hell." But he had to admit: at least they had fun.

honooko, johnny's ent, arashi, oguri shun

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