[Arashi] best job EVER
[Title] best job EVER
[Author] honooko
[Rating] PG-13
[Notes] Nino gets to kiss a guy in his play. And seems very enthusiastic about it.
"You see this?" Nino said brightly, tossing a slightly-worn photograph on the bar counter next to Jun's elbow.
"No," Jun said, just to be difficult. He sipped his cosmopolitan and pretended Nino wasn't making that 'my life is awesome' face.
"Look at that bone structure," Nino said, gleeful. "Do you know what I get to do with that every day?"
"Ruin another man's comfortable heterosexuality?" Jun replied blandly.
"Kiss it," Nino said eagerly. "Every day. Lots of times. For ages."
"Fantastic," Jun drawled. "I'm so happy for you."
"I HAVE THE BEST JOB EVER," Nino added, knocking back a swallow of scotch and stroking the photo lovingly.
~
"Nino," Ohno said gently. Nino was beaming. Hugely. Like it was his birthday and Christmas and legislature had been passed making it illegal for Ohno to wear pants. "We have to talk."
"Can't," Nino said, pursing his lips. "I'm practicing my... lines."
"Sho is concerned," Ohno continued. "He's afraid you're going to grope Shigeru-san."
Nino continued making kissyfaces at the mirror in his hand.
"We all remember what happened when you felt up Nishikido-kun," Ohno said. "We all got in trouble for that, Nino. You haven't groped Shigeru-san, have you?" His tone was optimistic; the show only opened a few days ago.
"Not yet," Nino cackled.
Ohno sighed and sent Sho a mournful email: "Brace yourself."
~
"OH I SEE HOW IT IS," Aiba said. "I GET BEAT UP BY WILDLIFE; YOU GET TO MAKEOUT WITH GUYS."
"Hey," said Nino. "I'm taking this role very seriously."
"Seriously with tongue," Aiba insisted.
"It's a hard job," Nino said, his tone heavy, "but someone has to do it."
"The only hard thing about it is in your pants," Aiba replied.
"That too," Nino agreed seriously.
[Author] honooko
[Rating] PG-13
[Notes] Nino gets to kiss a guy in his play. And seems very enthusiastic about it.
"You see this?" Nino said brightly, tossing a slightly-worn photograph on the bar counter next to Jun's elbow.
"No," Jun said, just to be difficult. He sipped his cosmopolitan and pretended Nino wasn't making that 'my life is awesome' face.
"Look at that bone structure," Nino said, gleeful. "Do you know what I get to do with that every day?"
"Ruin another man's comfortable heterosexuality?" Jun replied blandly.
"Kiss it," Nino said eagerly. "Every day. Lots of times. For ages."
"Fantastic," Jun drawled. "I'm so happy for you."
"I HAVE THE BEST JOB EVER," Nino added, knocking back a swallow of scotch and stroking the photo lovingly.
~
"Nino," Ohno said gently. Nino was beaming. Hugely. Like it was his birthday and Christmas and legislature had been passed making it illegal for Ohno to wear pants. "We have to talk."
"Can't," Nino said, pursing his lips. "I'm practicing my... lines."
"Sho is concerned," Ohno continued. "He's afraid you're going to grope Shigeru-san."
Nino continued making kissyfaces at the mirror in his hand.
"We all remember what happened when you felt up Nishikido-kun," Ohno said. "We all got in trouble for that, Nino. You haven't groped Shigeru-san, have you?" His tone was optimistic; the show only opened a few days ago.
"Not yet," Nino cackled.
Ohno sighed and sent Sho a mournful email: "Brace yourself."
~
"OH I SEE HOW IT IS," Aiba said. "I GET BEAT UP BY WILDLIFE; YOU GET TO MAKEOUT WITH GUYS."
"Hey," said Nino. "I'm taking this role very seriously."
"Seriously with tongue," Aiba insisted.
"It's a hard job," Nino said, his tone heavy, "but someone has to do it."
"The only hard thing about it is in your pants," Aiba replied.
"That too," Nino agreed seriously.