This isn't happening...
Oh, and one little note:
I don't have a problem confessing things like this on here, because I know I won't be judged harshly. Yes, people may have a laugh at their computer screens, but I won't know it. So, in other words. You can mock all you want, as long as you don't tell me you're doing so. :P
But, okay. I've been making fun of him for months. I've been mocking the movie since I first saw the trailer, and there's no denying it's going to be awful. And I can't EVER take him seriously in that outfit whenever I see him. I seriously bust up laughing whenever I see a movie poster.
BUT! And this is a notably huge but. I'm not going to go see The Prince of Persia, not because it will be awful; not because that OBNOXIOUS English woman from Clash of the Titans is going to be in it.
No. I don't plan on going to see The Prince of Persia because I fear that I will become extremely attracted to Jake Gyllenhaal as a result of it.
I KNOW! It's shameful. But I'm afraid! I don't want to be lusting after him! I've made fun of him since The Day After Tomorrow! And it's not like his fault the movie was bad. But still! I can't do it! I can't! It would be betraying every ridiculous thing I think I stand for!
I've always been pretty good about liking the boys that aren't generally liked. I've never been into the likes of Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake, Patrick Dempsey, and Orlando Bloom. I've prided myself on the fact that I find more interesting men...well...interesting.
So, this cannot happen. It can't! It won't! I won't let it!
I don't have a problem confessing things like this on here, because I know I won't be judged harshly. Yes, people may have a laugh at their computer screens, but I won't know it. So, in other words. You can mock all you want, as long as you don't tell me you're doing so. :P
But, okay. I've been making fun of him for months. I've been mocking the movie since I first saw the trailer, and there's no denying it's going to be awful. And I can't EVER take him seriously in that outfit whenever I see him. I seriously bust up laughing whenever I see a movie poster.
BUT! And this is a notably huge but. I'm not going to go see The Prince of Persia, not because it will be awful; not because that OBNOXIOUS English woman from Clash of the Titans is going to be in it.
No. I don't plan on going to see The Prince of Persia because I fear that I will become extremely attracted to Jake Gyllenhaal as a result of it.
I KNOW! It's shameful. But I'm afraid! I don't want to be lusting after him! I've made fun of him since The Day After Tomorrow! And it's not like his fault the movie was bad. But still! I can't do it! I can't! It would be betraying every ridiculous thing I think I stand for!
I've always been pretty good about liking the boys that aren't generally liked. I've never been into the likes of Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake, Patrick Dempsey, and Orlando Bloom. I've prided myself on the fact that I find more interesting men...well...interesting.
So, this cannot happen. It can't! It won't! I won't let it!