A reAl WHinER
Congratulations
you are the one millionth person to let me know that I should give up on love
Love is the funniest joke I have ever heard
Well, at least since about two summers ago
I really hope I never speak with you again
For my throat be slit if I slither one word
I have finally seen the true
Very selfish side of you
And that is a side that will not sleep in my bed
So I hope your new improved life with the exclusion of myself
Will flourish in the eyes of my replacement
And may Dog herself have mercy on him
For he will endure the same pain I have
Just hope that you are happy
And take my heart with you