Bored, therefore meme

[abrazak37]

At a conference for work, bored by speakers so thought I'd post.

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.

✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.

✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.

✓ I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (Duh)

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× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.

× I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
× I need/want money right now.

× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.

✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.  (Never in Vegas, but at casinos.)
✓ I have at least one sibling.

× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.

✓ I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.

✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.

× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.

✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.

× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.

✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.

✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future.

✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.

× I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.

× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.

× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.

× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.

✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.

× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.

× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.

× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car.

× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.

× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.

× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.

✓ I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.

✓ I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.

× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.

× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.

✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.

× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.

× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.

✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.

× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.

× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth.

× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.

✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.

× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.

× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.

× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.

✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.

× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.

× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.

× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.

× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.

✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.

✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.

× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.

× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.

× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.

× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.

× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.

× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.

× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.

× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.