Jul 06, 2007 04:54
What the FUCK Thailand?? First you take my passport, deny me my trip to Malaysia and NOW ITS FUCKING RAINING ON MY BEACH MINI VACATION TO HUA HIN TO TAKE MY MIND OFF THINGS!!!!
dont be depressed. dont be depressed. dont be depressed.
doesn't help that my friends from Koh Phangan and Koh Tao have all just uploaded their pictures of us having the most fun I've ever had in my entire life and I could just fucking cry thinking about how much more I'd rather be drinking buckets on a nice beach instead of stuck in stupid Hua Hin in the rain with absofuckinglutely nothing to do here because hey, in Thailand? PEOPLE GO TO THE BEACHES AND DRINK THERE.
They don't sit around this lovely family-orientated quote unquote PARADISE and wish there was more to do. No, they go out and have a good time because thats what the islands are all about. Buckets. Fucking Buckets. You know why its family orientated? BECAUSE THERE ISN"T ANYTHING TO DO AT NIGHT. Thats right. They have to have family time together. Well, I'M HERE WITH AMY, and we want to have fun.
I get to drink beer from 7/11 because all the effing bars here are for old expats, ladyboys, prosititues and other such savoury philanthropists.
Tomorrow? Largest fucking sandcastle the world has ever seen, complete with thrones and we'll christen it the KYACASTLE and drink (you guessed it) beer from 7/11 in it and scream obscenities at the kids.
Well done, I've cheered myself up.