suicidal mosquito
This isn't nearly as disturbing as the woman who found a bat in her coffee filter after drinking a pot of coffee, but this morning I found a dead mosquito floating in my contact lens case above my contact lens. The part that I don't get is how he got in there, I always screw those caps tight. So he had to have darted in there before I screwed the caps on, which still doesn't make any sense unless I'm just retardedly unaware of bugs flying in my shit. Well, it's a good thing I use saline to store my contacts and not blood.