Apr 04, 2006 20:21
so blah blah blah welcome to american idol just incase you forgot which show this is blah blha blah kenny rogers blah blah blah kellie + katharine = still biffles. and bucky with the guitar. its pretty much love between those two.
first is taylor hicks. so far im deff. loving this violin thing. Shenendoah sounds like a dog! woof wooof. hey im a dog! wooooof. he looks like hes in pain. so im deff. liking the vilionist more so far. at 1st glance he looks like CONSTANTINE!!! at 2nd glane he looks like a burnt out 80s rocker. but hey whats the difference. oooooooooooooo that was gooood aka im laughing at my own joke again. well the performance really was not that great. THE JUDGES IN RED AGAIN!??!?!!! psh nice vest that randys wearing. haha thats hilarious. and eeveryone boos simon, yet he's saying the same things that the other judges said, just with a British accent. safe boring lazy= simons love life and taylors performance? nice joke ryan?
mandisaaaaa. yay for lotsa words! almost like country rap. yo yo yo i wash the farm bench and i use a wrench to tighten my bike then i take a hike up the hills of the country i like to each lunch-try so check it check it fresh from the traccccccctor. um anyway.. interpretive dance moves? nice? shaky beginning. and now its already the end. rachel bilson? sitting? must not be a fan. or to famous to waste her time standing up. randy agrees with me! shaky beginning. see? im good. uh booable? is that a word? sorry simon that's not Desperate Housewives. Mike Delfino=so much hotter. mandisa says where is the love! and now i start singing where is the lovvvvvvvve whats wrong with the world mama people livin like they aint got no mamas so now im rapping again and i need to stop.
elliott! i love him. i like this song. whyd he just touch his ear? Yea these lyrics actually are making me cry. not really, but it's really sweet. after that performance he's jumping like a 2-year old. bring out the youth. annnnd hup! he bows. and again. and again! wait... again. signature elliott. randyyy! name dropping like a mof. okay this is country. only like two eople are going to be mindblwoingly country toinght and i think we know who they are. wow. paris took katharines outfit from last week. i swear. ooooh! boston market commercials=love! i think matt has the same shirt as this kid in the 6 flags commercial. haha i could be wrong.
paris! CRUD i cant freaking stand this song! espcailly since Carmen Rasmussen sang it on season 2. yuck at carmen. hmm tilt jeans? good voice. but nothing compares to last weeks beyonce performance. ahhh good times. randy thinks the beginning was weird but i liked the whole thing. WHOA paula getting booed? weird? simon disagrees with paulas dislike? WEIRD? but i deff. agree with Simon on Paris. uh ryan shut up and go shave.
ace. boo. je n'aime pas le ace young. keith urban song!? I HOPE ITS MAKING MEMORIES OF US because i love that song to pieces. I THINK IT IS no its not : (( false alarm. so what if he connects with the song, he cant sing it. and the BELT AGAIN!? and the falsetto? does he do anything else? no je ne pense pas! thats the only thing he can do. contemporary= vocab word! second week in a row. ryan ryan ryan. everyone knows that you take such pleasure in ace being single but he doesnt want you! he wants an 11 year old girl. yay kellies next! its gonna be amazing. 50 bucks says that buckys gonna be last. yay its my fave commercial! wart wart wart wart wart wart
KELLIE omg im so excited. so far this is great. um sexy shirt? and uncontrollable eyebrows? that was really really good though. like amazing. best of the night. and i agree with simon of course she'd do well tonight annnnd chris and katharine are next! just like last week!
chris. YAY. i heart chris. but we all know that. aha! chris is the rebel of the family. HOLY JUMANJI MONKEY! HES SINGING THE SONG!!!! AHH! THIS IS SO FREAKING FORESHADOWING EXCITEMNET I HAVE TO GO TAKE A BREATHER! ok im good. hes singing making memories of us! which is so much better than ace singing it! its my favorite song ever. not ever. but its so sweet and its just so sweet. so sweet. wellll its not perfect but nobody walkin this earth surface is but girlfriend work with the kid! 03 BONNIE AND CLYDE HOV AND B! 3rd rapping tangent tonight. and its country night..? wait that stare mighta just changed my mind. yeeeep it did that was perfect. umm paula? off chair? paula? on drugs? no simon! it was a good song. he should be scolded. scolded because he's british.
katharine! why do i start paragraphs with their name! umm i already love this. and now she's moving her hips! her hips don't lie. there telling the truth! the truth i tell you, the TRUTH. um yea. anyway. she's working teh stage well. and the singing is great. a peculiar song? uhhh i thought it was a great song for her to sing. almost ella-y but at the same time not at all. and would you LOOK at THAT! abbys right again because buckys last.
bucky! with the country hat. cant leave home without it. it sounds pretty good, good for bucky, but not american-idol winnng good. if he goes home tomorrow though i think ill cry because it'd be sad if he left on like custom-bucky night. paula gets more and more drugged as the night goes on. and simon hates country music so much that i dont even get it.
so bottom 3- completely based on singing-
taylor
ace
bucky
and kellie was the best of the night.
seacrest out.
i cant believe he never says that anymore!