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Dear Mr/Mrs Squirrel,
I am deeply and truely sorry for running you over, i did not see you for i was jamming out to sir mix a lot while driving. I know you will probably never forgive me, and ill never forget the loud squeal you made when it happened. but im sure you are up in squirrely heaven right now,getting drunk with all your squirrely friends.
And I promise i will never deliberately hit a squirrel again, while jamming out to sir mix a lot.
RIP
I am deeply and truely sorry for running you over, i did not see you for i was jamming out to sir mix a lot while driving. I know you will probably never forgive me, and ill never forget the loud squeal you made when it happened. but im sure you are up in squirrely heaven right now,getting drunk with all your squirrely friends.
And I promise i will never deliberately hit a squirrel again, while jamming out to sir mix a lot.
RIP