It's the one-year anniversary of the Death of Mature Cinema!
Yep, today is the one year anniversary of Space Dances with Wolves. Aspies, whiggers and James Cameron fanboys(sorry, that was redundant, we all know that aspies, whiggers, and Cameron fanboys are the same thing) everywhere are all furiously masturbating in praise of their fuhrer for introducing such stunning and original concepts like CGI effects, 3-D and a cheap anti-military message that even Michael Moore would roll his eyes at.
*Oooh* How badass and deep! And Dark! And Mature! What rebels! What a glorious statement about man's inhumanity to..uh..aliens. What a great environmental message! What a stand against our facist goverment!
What fucking dumbasses. Oh well, at least cinema went out on a high note with Inglourius Basterds and Inception.
*SNIFF* Good night sweet prince.