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BECAUSE LIKE, I found this website which gives you these random madlibs kinda things, or w/e they were. And seeing as Im too lazy to do anything productive... yar. I can never think of anything besides perverted shit and PyramidHead. Its always the same words ;____; *limited vocabulary*
Stupidly Tripping
Elliot tripped along stealthly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Zeeke, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a Cawk-monster hopping along, carrying a mafia dude in its mouth.
Elliot was almost undah da sea when he came across a t-t-t-tasty tasty cake, lying alone on a cawktacular plate. "That must be a treat from my fergalicious bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked molestable, so he ate it.
It gave him the most electric tingling sensation in his thigh. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Zeeke.
When Zeeke came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Elliot cried ambiguously.
"Your cawksicle! And your mouth!" Zeeke said. "They're horny! Can't you feel it?"
Elliot felt his cawksicle and his mouth. They were indeed quite horny. "Oh, no!" Elliot said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that t-t-t-tasty tasty cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Zeeke said. "I got you a shota. It must have been that neon green man who lives nearby. He acts a little pervertedly, ever since he Pyramidhead raped an evil nurse."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Elliot sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Zeeke said hurridly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your cawksicle is really gropable like that."
"Really?" Elliot dried her tears. Elliot kissed Zeeke and it was an entirely explosive sensation, DESU DESU DESU.
They spent the night having entirely explosive sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
An Omnomable Occurrence
LingLing paced up and down, jiggling her lovely lady lumps. Her very good friend, Mary Sue IThing, had arranged to meet her here with a mudkip. "I have something shiny to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue IThing was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, LingLing expected to see her bounce up, her ronry hair streaming behind her and her delicious eyes aglow.
LingLing heard footsteps, but they seemed rather aroused for a delicate and fucking girl like Mary Sue IThing, whose tread was kawaaaaiii. She turned around and found Foofy staring at her.
"What are you doing here?" Foofy said impatiently. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
LingLing had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so nervously. "Mary Sue IThing asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Foofy, her knees began to throb stupidly.
"Oh," Foofy said, aimlessly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," LingLing said and caught Foofy by her vagoo. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Foofy said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, NEEDS M0AR DESU.
From behind an iVibratur, Mary Sue IThing watched with a bludy light in her awesomesauce eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "LingLing/Foofy". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the pedobear from extinction.
A Yiffy Day To Pyramidhead Rape
Leredes stepped eagerly out into the sextastic sunshine, and admired Bubbles's tail. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a blinding sight."
Bubbles climbed off the silly piggy and walked gaily across the grass to greet his lover. Leredes patted Bubbles on the furcawk and then tried to Pyramidhead rape him reluctantly, but without success.
"That's all right," Bubbles said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not faggoty," Leredes. "Not as faggoty as the time we Pyramidhead raped all stupid like."
Bubbles nodded hesitantly. "We were wiggly back in those days."
"Our hooves were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Leredes said. "Everything seems pedorific and spicy when you're young."
"Of course," Bubbles said. "But now we're kinky, we can still have fun. If we go about it absant-mindedly."
"Absant-mindedly?" Leredes said . "But how?"
"With this," Bubbles said and held out an adorkable animu. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to Pyramidhead rape."
Leredes swallowed the animu at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to Pyramidhead rape absant-mindedly. They Pyramidhead raped like a pedo and his shota. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
... L0L wuht?
nb4 elliots tripping, lingling-jiggles and absentminded rape comments.
Also, I finished that commission from the sketch I posted last time.
Hurrr, despite the mistakes with.. anatomy, among other things, its the first picture Ive liked in a while.
ANDT0DAYATTECH... the cute azn boi talked to me UHMEHGAY. ;3; His name is Eric. Turns out hes a hella lot older than he looks. I thought he was younger than me, apparently hes 24 xD And I got to skip to the second year Photoshop coursework. :B I feel like a little over achiever for that, but w/e. I would have been bored shitless doing first year work. Besides, Im already on page 57 of chapter one *D* Party hard.
Stupidly Tripping
Elliot tripped along stealthly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Zeeke, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a Cawk-monster hopping along, carrying a mafia dude in its mouth.
Elliot was almost undah da sea when he came across a t-t-t-tasty tasty cake, lying alone on a cawktacular plate. "That must be a treat from my fergalicious bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked molestable, so he ate it.
It gave him the most electric tingling sensation in his thigh. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Zeeke.
When Zeeke came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Elliot cried ambiguously.
"Your cawksicle! And your mouth!" Zeeke said. "They're horny! Can't you feel it?"
Elliot felt his cawksicle and his mouth. They were indeed quite horny. "Oh, no!" Elliot said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that t-t-t-tasty tasty cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Zeeke said. "I got you a shota. It must have been that neon green man who lives nearby. He acts a little pervertedly, ever since he Pyramidhead raped an evil nurse."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Elliot sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Zeeke said hurridly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your cawksicle is really gropable like that."
"Really?" Elliot dried her tears. Elliot kissed Zeeke and it was an entirely explosive sensation, DESU DESU DESU.
They spent the night having entirely explosive sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
An Omnomable Occurrence
LingLing paced up and down, jiggling her lovely lady lumps. Her very good friend, Mary Sue IThing, had arranged to meet her here with a mudkip. "I have something shiny to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue IThing was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, LingLing expected to see her bounce up, her ronry hair streaming behind her and her delicious eyes aglow.
LingLing heard footsteps, but they seemed rather aroused for a delicate and fucking girl like Mary Sue IThing, whose tread was kawaaaaiii. She turned around and found Foofy staring at her.
"What are you doing here?" Foofy said impatiently. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
LingLing had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so nervously. "Mary Sue IThing asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Foofy, her knees began to throb stupidly.
"Oh," Foofy said, aimlessly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," LingLing said and caught Foofy by her vagoo. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Foofy said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, NEEDS M0AR DESU.
From behind an iVibratur, Mary Sue IThing watched with a bludy light in her awesomesauce eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "LingLing/Foofy". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the pedobear from extinction.
A Yiffy Day To Pyramidhead Rape
Leredes stepped eagerly out into the sextastic sunshine, and admired Bubbles's tail. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a blinding sight."
Bubbles climbed off the silly piggy and walked gaily across the grass to greet his lover. Leredes patted Bubbles on the furcawk and then tried to Pyramidhead rape him reluctantly, but without success.
"That's all right," Bubbles said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not faggoty," Leredes. "Not as faggoty as the time we Pyramidhead raped all stupid like."
Bubbles nodded hesitantly. "We were wiggly back in those days."
"Our hooves were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Leredes said. "Everything seems pedorific and spicy when you're young."
"Of course," Bubbles said. "But now we're kinky, we can still have fun. If we go about it absant-mindedly."
"Absant-mindedly?" Leredes said . "But how?"
"With this," Bubbles said and held out an adorkable animu. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to Pyramidhead rape."
Leredes swallowed the animu at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to Pyramidhead rape absant-mindedly. They Pyramidhead raped like a pedo and his shota. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
... L0L wuht?
nb4 elliots tripping, lingling-jiggles and absentminded rape comments.
Also, I finished that commission from the sketch I posted last time.
Hurrr, despite the mistakes with.. anatomy, among other things, its the first picture Ive liked in a while.
ANDT0DAYATTECH... the cute azn boi talked to me UHMEHGAY. ;3; His name is Eric. Turns out hes a hella lot older than he looks. I thought he was younger than me, apparently hes 24 xD And I got to skip to the second year Photoshop coursework. :B I feel like a little over achiever for that, but w/e. I would have been bored shitless doing first year work. Besides, Im already on page 57 of chapter one *D* Party hard.