take a look at that big faux alliterative mood.

[aboysemptymind]

self-deprecation is the new self-righteous.

"i have a keen sense of all fluttering personality trait fads within tight knit circles of losers, never will be's, and lazyitis (happy mondays reference) havers..."

see how shockingly easy that absurdity was?

jesus christ...it's like a gun with a hair trigger. i didn't even aim.