Stolen from Sid....
While walking through the Boulder, Colorado woods, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this unusual sight, he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied as he continued "listening" to the tree.
"You gotta be kiddin' me!!" said the amazed hiker.
"No, would you like to give it a try? It's beautiful."
Understandably curious, the man says, ".....Well, OK..."
.....So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it ....and with this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, locking him to the tree. He then took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, and then stripped him buck-naked and left him there.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by and saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked. So he asked, "What the heck happened to you?"
The hiker told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there in such a predicament ....and when he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him,..
...kissed him gently behind the ear and said, ".......This just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake...!!"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied as he continued "listening" to the tree.
"You gotta be kiddin' me!!" said the amazed hiker.
"No, would you like to give it a try? It's beautiful."
Understandably curious, the man says, ".....Well, OK..."
.....So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it ....and with this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, locking him to the tree. He then took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, and then stripped him buck-naked and left him there.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by and saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked. So he asked, "What the heck happened to you?"
The hiker told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there in such a predicament ....and when he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him,..
...kissed him gently behind the ear and said, ".......This just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake...!!"