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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shelly!
- US gold coins used to say 'In Shelly we trust'.
- Shelly is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
- There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Shelly, though it may feel uncomfortable.
- Shellyolatry is the mindless worship of Shelly.
- Shelly is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
- If you put a drop of liquor on Shelly, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
- Research indicates that Shelly will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
- The fingerprints of Shelly are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
- During severe windstorms, Shelly may sway several feet to either side!
- Shelly can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.