omr can eat a penis
-hanging out in wendy's parking lot for hours on end is where it's at.
-chocolate donuts suck butthole
-margarita ice is delicious
-bands that play 2349385356256 cover songs and 3 "originals" should not be called bands at all and should not be charging fucking $8. i could have turned on mtv @ home if i wanted to see a chevelle song, THANKYOU.
-silly hoes should not flash their hoe boobies
-you should not make a sign for a band if your sign is too big for the SMALL venue. proportion, biytch.
-if you're in a shitty band and a group of people do not like you....do not proceed to talk to them. especially if they just yelled to you that you suck. you're still not hot shit because you came up talked to them.
-if you're a short little hizzoe, don't mess with this ghetto shiz right here. just get a little shorter and mind your own damn biznazz.
-you cannot claim you bring in 'hundreds of fans' if 95% of them consist of family members.
-don't make ugly faces when you perform your shitty solos
okay. enough of that. i leave you with this:
Shay: where's my...
Chris: i stole it.
Shay: vagina
Chris: WHAT?!?
-chocolate donuts suck butthole
-margarita ice is delicious
-bands that play 2349385356256 cover songs and 3 "originals" should not be called bands at all and should not be charging fucking $8. i could have turned on mtv @ home if i wanted to see a chevelle song, THANKYOU.
-silly hoes should not flash their hoe boobies
-you should not make a sign for a band if your sign is too big for the SMALL venue. proportion, biytch.
-if you're in a shitty band and a group of people do not like you....do not proceed to talk to them. especially if they just yelled to you that you suck. you're still not hot shit because you came up talked to them.
-if you're a short little hizzoe, don't mess with this ghetto shiz right here. just get a little shorter and mind your own damn biznazz.
-you cannot claim you bring in 'hundreds of fans' if 95% of them consist of family members.
-don't make ugly faces when you perform your shitty solos
okay. enough of that. i leave you with this:
Shay: where's my...
Chris: i stole it.
Shay: vagina
Chris: WHAT?!?