Who the hell are these people who go to my website?

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Just in the last week I've gotten hits from Peru, Argentina, Sweden, Germany, France, Ireland, Spain, and England.. Actually I know some of those were from a mention on the 3:AM site, but the week before was El Salvador, Greece, Switzerland, Australia.. Once I got a hit from an unnamed island off the coast of Africa. Who are you people? How do you find out about me? Well, I love you all anyway even if you only found my site via the keyword "pierced labia" as someone once did..

What's the weirdest hit you've ever gotten on your site / MySpace / etc. ?