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[aboutagirl_]

dear santa,
i've been a very good girl this year. well, atleast i tried to be. thats gotta count for something.
love and sugar cookies,
pammy

ps. don't forget to give the carrots to your reindeer. they need their energy.

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[satirefalls]

dear pammy
buying me off with sugar cookies and a good looking body won't help you any further
love
santa

PS i don't exist

[aboutagirl_]

dear santa,
you do exist. and you know you love my mom's sugar cookies. don't lie to yourself.
merry christmas,
pammy

[satirefalls]

dearest pam
merry christmas. east lansing isn't the same without you at our starbucks
warm holiday greetings,
joe

[satirefalls]

ps did you see the part where i said you had a good looking body
i meant it

;-)

[slothzilla]

Everyone loves mom's sugar cookies, or atleast people that aren't fascist. I think Santa is a communist, so you are set. Hold on, that creates a problem...there better be enough cookies for Santa to share with every kid, or there might be a problem.

[aboutagirl_]

does that mean everyone is a communist or i am not one?

[slothzilla]

uh, neither? I don't think I made any reference to your political standing...

People who don't like mom's cookies are fascists.
Santa is a communist.

As long as you like the cookies I think you are in the clear.