hmmm, please read.
oh oh abbey oh: heyy you
buffrthanfez: chello there
oh oh abbey oh: how are you?
buffrthanfez: pretty good
oh oh abbey oh: holy
oh oh abbey oh: whos your profile about?
buffrthanfez: dan
oh oh abbey oh: ohh
buffrthanfez: i hate that bastard
oh oh abbey oh: i know
oh oh abbey oh: youll kick his ass one day
oh oh abbey oh: dont worry
buffrthanfez: o hi know
buffrthanfez: so hows it hangin
oh oh abbey oh: alright
buffrthanfez: good good
oh oh abbey oh: oh you can kick joshs ass
oh oh abbey oh: for now at least
buffrthanfez: surprise surprise
oh oh abbey oh: hah
buffrthanfez: what'd that ass do now
oh oh abbey oh: hes just being an asshole
buffrthanfez: tell him to fuck off and hes not gettin any more ass
oh oh abbey oh: which is hard for me to do ya know
oh oh abbey oh: yeah he can be a dick sometimes
oh oh abbey oh: but i guess i just have to deal
buffrthanfez: dump him
buffrthanfez: you can totally get better
oh oh abbey oh: well i dont think so
buffrthanfez: i do
buffrthanfez: and i know
oh oh abbey oh: and how would you know that?
buffrthanfez: because im a guy
buffrthanfez: and you're friggen awesome
oh oh abbey oh: but if i could get better then wouldnt i have gotten it?
buffrthanfez: nope
buffrthanfez: you have to look for it sweetie
buffrthanfez: and you'll find it
buffrthanfez: cuz i said so
buffrthanfez: and im your best friend
buffrthanfez: and i know best for you
oh oh abbey oh: and you dont think thats josh?
buffrthanfez: nope
buffrthanfez: hes an asshole
oh oh abbey oh: hes usually nice
buffrthanfez: nope
buffrthanfez: hes a dick
oh oh abbey oh: sometimes
oh oh abbey oh: but isnt everyone a dick sometimes?
buffrthanfez: nope
oh oh abbey oh: except you of course
buffrthanfez: see
buffrthanfez: not me
oh oh abbey oh: yeah, well youre probably the only guy thats not a dick sometimes
buffrthanfez: not theo~
buffrthanfez: see
buffrthanfez: thats already two
oh oh abbey oh: yeah but itll probably be pretty much impossible to find another guy thats not a dig, aside from you and theo
buffrthanfez: nope
buffrthanfez: youll do it
oh oh abbey oh: but hey ifyou two are the only ones, at least youre my friends huh>
oh oh abbey oh: ?
oh oh abbey oh: eh maybe
oh oh abbey oh: so you think i should just move on and not worry about josh?
buffrthanfez: yup
oh oh abbey oh: but what if hes the best? think that if he is then we'll end up back together?
buffrthanfez: i dunno
buffrthanfez: maybe so
buffrthanfez: dont just do em abs
buffrthanfez: thats just sex
buffrthanfez: youll find someone right for you
oh oh abbey oh: damn boys
buffrthanfez: thats right
buffrthanfez: we're all bastards
buffrthanfez: except for the one thats right for you
oh oh abbey oh: boys are pretty muchjust good for best friends and kisses
oh oh abbey oh: youre not a bastard
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: true
oh oh abbey oh: my problem is that i cant say no to boys
oh oh abbey oh: i like em all
oh oh abbey oh: haha
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: well id suppose thats good for us
oh oh abbey oh: yeah haha
buffrthanfez: gea
oh oh abbey oh: hmm maybe i should go back to my life of being a player
oh oh abbey oh: haha
oh oh abbey oh: me, a player
buffrthanfez: thats right
buffrthanfez: you're a player sweetness
oh oh abbey oh: aww, sometimes
oh oh abbey oh: haha
oh oh abbey oh: actually, me and my friends were taling about it today
buffrthanfez: see
buffrthanfez: everyone hates him
buffrthanfez: dump the bastard
oh oh abbey oh: and i realized that its my bros birthday and hes like 22 and most of the boys i kissed are older than him
oh oh abbey oh: maybe i need someone at least my age
buffrthanfez: hahaha
buffrthanfez: there ya go
oh oh abbey oh: holy shit ive kissed a 25 year old
oh oh abbey oh: and i was 17
oh oh abbey oh: oh man
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: you are sooo wrong
oh oh abbey oh: am i a slut?
buffrthanfez: nope
buffrthanfez: ive kissed a 22 year old
buffrthanfez: thats only 3 years off
buffrthanfez: wait
buffrthanfez: i kissed a 22 year old when i was fifteen
buffrthanfez: and last year
oh oh abbey oh: we're awesome
buffrthanfez: i know
oh oh abbey oh: most of the guys i've messed around with are over 21 hahahah oh man, but thats from being at kent all the time
buffrthanfez: i guess the older people are just attracted to us
oh oh abbey oh: i guess so
buffrthanfez: i guess we're just sweet
oh oh abbey oh: we are
buffrthanfez: i know
buffrthanfez: its just the cold hard truth
oh oh abbey oh: like at school none of the guys like me, then like at kent all of em do
buffrthanfez: seeya
buffrthanfez: thats how it goes
oh oh abbey oh: im not cut out for these little high school boys
buffrthanfez: i know
oh oh abbey oh: we're gonna be even more awesome next year at kent
buffrthanfez: i know
buffrthanfez: we're gonna be drowning in ass
buffrthanfez: itll be cool
oh oh abbey oh: hahahahahahahah
buffrthanfez: oh yea
oh oh abbey oh: and josh will be sooo jealous
oh oh abbey oh: i said something about you to him and he got all pissy
buffrthanfez: good
buffrthanfez: i dont like him
oh oh abbey oh: haha you dont know him
buffrthanfez: doesnt matter
oh oh abbey oh: so are we thinking no on the having sex with brad?
oh oh abbey oh: i sorta wanna but i dont know how wrong it would be
buffrthanfez: hmm
oh oh abbey oh: and i dont wanna be a slut
buffrthanfez: id suppose thats up to you hun
buffrthanfez: you know im not judgemental
buffrthanfez: so itll be all good
oh oh abbey oh: not judgemental except when it comes to josh?
buffrthanfez: right
buffrthanfez: haha
oh oh abbey oh: hahah
buffrthanfez: caught me there
oh oh abbey oh: yeah i did
buffrthanfez: oh well
buffrthanfez: you know what i meant
oh oh abbey oh: yeah
oh oh abbey oh: well if any girl was every a bitch to you id hate her
buffrthanfez: i know
oh oh abbey oh: bc you deserve the best
buffrthanfez: so do you!
oh oh abbey oh: bc you are the best!
oh oh abbey oh: aww
buffrthanfez: oh yea
oh oh abbey oh: im the luckiest girl
oh oh abbey oh: i have the best best friend ever!
buffrthanfez: i know
oh oh abbey oh: a cocky one too huhh?
oh oh abbey oh: ha
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: VERY cocky
buffrthanfez: ;-)
oh oh abbey oh: rightfully
buffrthanfez: haha
oh oh abbey oh: i was talking to some of my friend about my wekend yesterday and i said it was good, i was happy that i got to see you (They hate josh too) and they asked if i had pictures of you so i took in some from camp today
oh oh abbey oh: and they all think youre the hottest guy ever
buffrthanfez: sweet
buffrthanfez: please send them my way
buffrthanfez: im a lonely lonely boy
oh oh abbey oh: awww
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: and i def. need some action
oh oh abbey oh: hahaah
oh oh abbey oh: oh me too
oh oh abbey oh: i havent gotten any for like four days or something
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: i havent had any for only like 3 years or somethin like that
oh oh abbey oh: awww why not?
oh oh abbey oh: youre adorable
buffrthanfez: cuz im a wanker
buffrthanfez: and i have no game whatsoever
oh oh abbey oh: oh whatever
buffrthanfez: its trure
oh oh abbey oh: you dont need to have game
oh oh abbey oh: have you seen the mirror?
buffrthanfez: no ma'am i haven't
oh oh abbey oh: well damn
buffrthanfez: but next time im up there you should totally have your friends have an orgy with me
buffrthanfez: that would be my fantasy come true
buffrthanfez: hahah
oh oh abbey oh: hahahagahhaha
oh oh abbey oh: ill see whati can do
buffrthanfez: awesome
buffrthanfez: hell
buffrthanfez: threesome would work as well
buffrthanfez: or just a good ol' twosome
buffrthanfez: haha
oh oh abbey oh: hahaha
buffrthanfez: im such a little bastard
oh oh abbey oh: nah
oh oh abbey oh: if you were i wouldnt love ya
oh oh abbey oh: and you know i do
buffrthanfez: this is true
buffrthanfez: abs im soo mad at my parents
oh oh abbey oh: why?
buffrthanfez: cuz they wont let me get a tattoo
oh oh abbey oh: why not?
buffrthanfez: i dunno
buffrthanfez: because they're homo
oh oh abbey oh: mine wouldnt either
oh oh abbey oh: thats why im not gonna bother asking
buffrthanfez: i would do that
buffrthanfez: but then they'd stop payin for college
buffrthanfez: becasue they hate me
oh oh abbey oh: they dont hate you
buffrthanfez: yup
buffrthanfez: they do
oh oh abbey oh: why would they?
buffrthanfez: and i want a sweetass tattoo
buffrthanfez: they'd make me pay for it
buffrthanfez: and id be super pissed
oh oh abbey oh: well thats not gonna happen
oh oh abbey oh: what do you want?
buffrthanfez wants to directly connect.
buffrthanfez is now directly connected.
buffrthanfez:
oh oh abbey oh: that big too?
buffrthanfez: on my back tho
buffrthanfez: yup
buffrthanfez: maybe a bit smaller
oh oh abbey oh: i like it
buffrthanfez: i know
oh oh abbey oh: so i say you can get it
buffrthanfez: its friggen awesome
buffrthanfez: i know
buffrthanfez: i say i can get it too
buffrthanfez: but neither of us are paying for my college
oh oh abbey oh: true
oh oh abbey oh: well maybe once youre at college they'll loosen up and let you
buffrthanfez: so unless i come up with like 20000 dollars i dont think im gettin one
buffrthanfez: i doubt it
buffrthanfez: but i told them that ill fight them to the death about it
buffrthanfez: and i will
oh oh abbey oh: a ton of kids at my school have tattoos
oh oh abbey oh: joshs siter got hers when she was 13 or 14
buffrthanfez: thats soooo not fair
oh oh abbey oh: i know
oh oh abbey oh: i would never be allowed
oh oh abbey oh: my sister got one when she was 16
buffrthanfez: DAMNIT
buffrthanfez: this is not fair
oh oh abbey oh: my parents didnt know until she was like 24
oh oh abbey oh: so ill probably just get mine and never tell them
oh oh abbey oh: well what reason do they have for you not to get one?
buffrthanfez: i dunno
oh oh abbey oh: they didnt even give you a reason?
oh oh abbey oh: thats gay
buffrthanfez: i know
buffrthanfez: they are really gay
oh oh abbey oh: yeah mine are too
oh oh abbey oh: do you really think theyd stop paying foryour college?
buffrthanfez: no
buffrthanfez: but they'd be super pissed
buffrthanfez: and probably take something away
buffrthanfez: like stop paying my cell phone bell
oh oh abbey oh: well that sucks
oh oh abbey oh: i hate parents sometimes
buffrthanfez: me too
oh oh abbey oh: ill takl some sense into them
oh oh abbey oh: haha
oh oh abbey oh: i think it all boils down to you needing to come see your best friend
buffrthanfez: id suppose so
oh oh abbey oh: damn right you'd suppose
oh oh abbey oh: dont get stressed out about the tattoo thing, itll just add to the knot in your shoulder
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: i know
buffrthanfez: but i want one damnit
oh oh abbey oh: and im not exactly there to rub it out
buffrthanfez: ill be a friggen adult and not be able to make my own decisions
oh oh abbey oh: i know
oh oh abbey oh: i hate that
oh oh abbey oh: when do you turn 18?
buffrthanfez: in 3 weeks
oh oh abbey oh: then youll be legal for al those older ladies!
buffrthanfez: yea but none of them want me
oh oh abbey oh: oh sure
buffrthanfez: its the truth abs
oh oh abbey oh: you know the ladies love you
buffrthanfez: nope
buffrthanfez: not me
oh oh abbey oh: how could you not be getting the most ass ever?
buffrthanfez: because im totally ugly!
oh oh abbey oh: ohhh bullshit
buffrthanfez: and all the girls down here are all skanky
oh oh abbey oh: well thats not youre fault
oh oh abbey oh: thats why youre coming up here
oh oh abbey oh: only half the girls are skanky
oh oh abbey oh: and ill keep them away from you
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: well ok then
oh oh abbey oh: and you hsould never say youre ugly again
oh oh abbey oh: bc thats the biggest lie ever
buffrthanfez: well
buffrthanfez: id suppose i could try to comply with that
oh oh abbey oh: yeah, when my friends were looking at the pics of you they were like holy shit, im like yeah, i have the hottest best friend ever
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: you should send me pictures of them
buffrthanfez: and we'll all totally have an orgy
oh oh abbey oh: hahahahaahahah
buffrthanfez: itll be fun stuff
oh oh abbey oh: yea i bet
oh oh abbey oh: what kind of girls do you like?
buffrthanfez: i dunno
oh oh abbey oh: you have to know what kind of girls you like come on
oh oh abbey oh: big boobs im guessinf
oh oh abbey oh: bc thats what all boys like
buffrthanfez: nah
buffrthanfez: i like medium or small boobs
buffrthanfez: but big ones are nice now and then
oh oh abbey oh: haha
oh oh abbey oh: good bc mine are bigger than most of my friends and they arent big at all
oh oh abbey oh: i think all my friends are medium boob girls
oh oh abbey oh: ha
oh oh abbey oh: i guess ill have to look
buffrthanfez: well tahts always good
buffrthanfez: for pictures?
buffrthanfez: or boobs
oh oh abbey oh: boobs
oh oh abbey oh: haha
buffrthanfez: oh
buffrthanfez: well should get pictures for your best friend as well
oh oh abbey oh: youre using me for ass
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: you use me for ass
oh oh abbey oh: ass from who?
buffrthanfez: from me silly
oh oh abbey oh: ohh yeah
oh oh abbey oh: i forgot about all those times i got ass from you
buffrthanfez: exactly
buffrthanfez: and you get ass like every day
buffrthanfez: and i dont get any
oh oh abbey oh: hmm
buffrthanfez: see
oh oh abbey oh: so youre admitting you do use me for ass huh?
oh oh abbey oh: hah
buffrthanfez: i make a valid point
buffrthanfez: but you like it
oh oh abbey oh: what?
oh oh abbey oh: explain to me how i like it?
oh oh abbey oh: id like it if i was getting ass from you
oh oh abbey oh: hahhahaha oh man
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: i go tta go!
buffrthanfez: i have class
buffrthanfez: ill seeya later hun
oh oh abbey oh: love you bye
buffrthanfez direct connection is closed.
buffrthanfez signed off at 5:48:43 PM.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I SO REMEMBER THAT
WHEN YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS THE BAD PART OF THE RELATIONSHIP.
LIKE I TREATED HER WRONG.
LIKE I WENT BEHIND HER BACK
WHEN I WASNT A DICK.
THAT IS FUCKIN PROOF.
AND YOU...
IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU DIDNT GO ON MY lJ AND DELETE THIS.
I JUST THEM TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
so bitches will stop holding grudges against me,
for something I DIDNT DO
i know you say you have "changed" since i "came in your life as a friend"...
im not saying i believe you, and im not saying i dont believe you...
i just wanted people to know.
WARNING: THIS LJ POST HAS NO INTENTION TO HURT/ OFFENED ANYONE IN ANYWAY, PLAESE DO NOT TAKE THIS IN A MEAN WAY, ESPECIALLY YOU GIRLS THAT TRY TO BITCH AT ME ON THE INTERNET.HAHAHAHA.
other then that.
i think i am going to mollees tonight since her parents are out of townnnnn.
maybbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeee some amanda time.
perhaps some pumpkin roll after i get off the computer
i love you
<3<3<3<3
p.s. if your going to say something shitty to try to stick up for her past...
im going to laugh, and delete it.
buffrthanfez: chello there
oh oh abbey oh: how are you?
buffrthanfez: pretty good
oh oh abbey oh: holy
oh oh abbey oh: whos your profile about?
buffrthanfez: dan
oh oh abbey oh: ohh
buffrthanfez: i hate that bastard
oh oh abbey oh: i know
oh oh abbey oh: youll kick his ass one day
oh oh abbey oh: dont worry
buffrthanfez: o hi know
buffrthanfez: so hows it hangin
oh oh abbey oh: alright
buffrthanfez: good good
oh oh abbey oh: oh you can kick joshs ass
oh oh abbey oh: for now at least
buffrthanfez: surprise surprise
oh oh abbey oh: hah
buffrthanfez: what'd that ass do now
oh oh abbey oh: hes just being an asshole
buffrthanfez: tell him to fuck off and hes not gettin any more ass
oh oh abbey oh: which is hard for me to do ya know
oh oh abbey oh: yeah he can be a dick sometimes
oh oh abbey oh: but i guess i just have to deal
buffrthanfez: dump him
buffrthanfez: you can totally get better
oh oh abbey oh: well i dont think so
buffrthanfez: i do
buffrthanfez: and i know
oh oh abbey oh: and how would you know that?
buffrthanfez: because im a guy
buffrthanfez: and you're friggen awesome
oh oh abbey oh: but if i could get better then wouldnt i have gotten it?
buffrthanfez: nope
buffrthanfez: you have to look for it sweetie
buffrthanfez: and you'll find it
buffrthanfez: cuz i said so
buffrthanfez: and im your best friend
buffrthanfez: and i know best for you
oh oh abbey oh: and you dont think thats josh?
buffrthanfez: nope
buffrthanfez: hes an asshole
oh oh abbey oh: hes usually nice
buffrthanfez: nope
buffrthanfez: hes a dick
oh oh abbey oh: sometimes
oh oh abbey oh: but isnt everyone a dick sometimes?
buffrthanfez: nope
oh oh abbey oh: except you of course
buffrthanfez: see
buffrthanfez: not me
oh oh abbey oh: yeah, well youre probably the only guy thats not a dick sometimes
buffrthanfez: not theo~
buffrthanfez: see
buffrthanfez: thats already two
oh oh abbey oh: yeah but itll probably be pretty much impossible to find another guy thats not a dig, aside from you and theo
buffrthanfez: nope
buffrthanfez: youll do it
oh oh abbey oh: but hey ifyou two are the only ones, at least youre my friends huh>
oh oh abbey oh: ?
oh oh abbey oh: eh maybe
oh oh abbey oh: so you think i should just move on and not worry about josh?
buffrthanfez: yup
oh oh abbey oh: but what if hes the best? think that if he is then we'll end up back together?
buffrthanfez: i dunno
buffrthanfez: maybe so
buffrthanfez: dont just do em abs
buffrthanfez: thats just sex
buffrthanfez: youll find someone right for you
oh oh abbey oh: damn boys
buffrthanfez: thats right
buffrthanfez: we're all bastards
buffrthanfez: except for the one thats right for you
oh oh abbey oh: boys are pretty muchjust good for best friends and kisses
oh oh abbey oh: youre not a bastard
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: true
oh oh abbey oh: my problem is that i cant say no to boys
oh oh abbey oh: i like em all
oh oh abbey oh: haha
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: well id suppose thats good for us
oh oh abbey oh: yeah haha
buffrthanfez: gea
oh oh abbey oh: hmm maybe i should go back to my life of being a player
oh oh abbey oh: haha
oh oh abbey oh: me, a player
buffrthanfez: thats right
buffrthanfez: you're a player sweetness
oh oh abbey oh: aww, sometimes
oh oh abbey oh: haha
oh oh abbey oh: actually, me and my friends were taling about it today
buffrthanfez: see
buffrthanfez: everyone hates him
buffrthanfez: dump the bastard
oh oh abbey oh: and i realized that its my bros birthday and hes like 22 and most of the boys i kissed are older than him
oh oh abbey oh: maybe i need someone at least my age
buffrthanfez: hahaha
buffrthanfez: there ya go
oh oh abbey oh: holy shit ive kissed a 25 year old
oh oh abbey oh: and i was 17
oh oh abbey oh: oh man
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: you are sooo wrong
oh oh abbey oh: am i a slut?
buffrthanfez: nope
buffrthanfez: ive kissed a 22 year old
buffrthanfez: thats only 3 years off
buffrthanfez: wait
buffrthanfez: i kissed a 22 year old when i was fifteen
buffrthanfez: and last year
oh oh abbey oh: we're awesome
buffrthanfez: i know
oh oh abbey oh: most of the guys i've messed around with are over 21 hahahah oh man, but thats from being at kent all the time
buffrthanfez: i guess the older people are just attracted to us
oh oh abbey oh: i guess so
buffrthanfez: i guess we're just sweet
oh oh abbey oh: we are
buffrthanfez: i know
buffrthanfez: its just the cold hard truth
oh oh abbey oh: like at school none of the guys like me, then like at kent all of em do
buffrthanfez: seeya
buffrthanfez: thats how it goes
oh oh abbey oh: im not cut out for these little high school boys
buffrthanfez: i know
oh oh abbey oh: we're gonna be even more awesome next year at kent
buffrthanfez: i know
buffrthanfez: we're gonna be drowning in ass
buffrthanfez: itll be cool
oh oh abbey oh: hahahahahahahah
buffrthanfez: oh yea
oh oh abbey oh: and josh will be sooo jealous
oh oh abbey oh: i said something about you to him and he got all pissy
buffrthanfez: good
buffrthanfez: i dont like him
oh oh abbey oh: haha you dont know him
buffrthanfez: doesnt matter
oh oh abbey oh: so are we thinking no on the having sex with brad?
oh oh abbey oh: i sorta wanna but i dont know how wrong it would be
buffrthanfez: hmm
oh oh abbey oh: and i dont wanna be a slut
buffrthanfez: id suppose thats up to you hun
buffrthanfez: you know im not judgemental
buffrthanfez: so itll be all good
oh oh abbey oh: not judgemental except when it comes to josh?
buffrthanfez: right
buffrthanfez: haha
oh oh abbey oh: hahah
buffrthanfez: caught me there
oh oh abbey oh: yeah i did
buffrthanfez: oh well
buffrthanfez: you know what i meant
oh oh abbey oh: yeah
oh oh abbey oh: well if any girl was every a bitch to you id hate her
buffrthanfez: i know
oh oh abbey oh: bc you deserve the best
buffrthanfez: so do you!
oh oh abbey oh: bc you are the best!
oh oh abbey oh: aww
buffrthanfez: oh yea
oh oh abbey oh: im the luckiest girl
oh oh abbey oh: i have the best best friend ever!
buffrthanfez: i know
oh oh abbey oh: a cocky one too huhh?
oh oh abbey oh: ha
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: VERY cocky
buffrthanfez: ;-)
oh oh abbey oh: rightfully
buffrthanfez: haha
oh oh abbey oh: i was talking to some of my friend about my wekend yesterday and i said it was good, i was happy that i got to see you (They hate josh too) and they asked if i had pictures of you so i took in some from camp today
oh oh abbey oh: and they all think youre the hottest guy ever
buffrthanfez: sweet
buffrthanfez: please send them my way
buffrthanfez: im a lonely lonely boy
oh oh abbey oh: awww
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: and i def. need some action
oh oh abbey oh: hahaah
oh oh abbey oh: oh me too
oh oh abbey oh: i havent gotten any for like four days or something
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: i havent had any for only like 3 years or somethin like that
oh oh abbey oh: awww why not?
oh oh abbey oh: youre adorable
buffrthanfez: cuz im a wanker
buffrthanfez: and i have no game whatsoever
oh oh abbey oh: oh whatever
buffrthanfez: its trure
oh oh abbey oh: you dont need to have game
oh oh abbey oh: have you seen the mirror?
buffrthanfez: no ma'am i haven't
oh oh abbey oh: well damn
buffrthanfez: but next time im up there you should totally have your friends have an orgy with me
buffrthanfez: that would be my fantasy come true
buffrthanfez: hahah
oh oh abbey oh: hahahagahhaha
oh oh abbey oh: ill see whati can do
buffrthanfez: awesome
buffrthanfez: hell
buffrthanfez: threesome would work as well
buffrthanfez: or just a good ol' twosome
buffrthanfez: haha
oh oh abbey oh: hahaha
buffrthanfez: im such a little bastard
oh oh abbey oh: nah
oh oh abbey oh: if you were i wouldnt love ya
oh oh abbey oh: and you know i do
buffrthanfez: this is true
buffrthanfez: abs im soo mad at my parents
oh oh abbey oh: why?
buffrthanfez: cuz they wont let me get a tattoo
oh oh abbey oh: why not?
buffrthanfez: i dunno
buffrthanfez: because they're homo
oh oh abbey oh: mine wouldnt either
oh oh abbey oh: thats why im not gonna bother asking
buffrthanfez: i would do that
buffrthanfez: but then they'd stop payin for college
buffrthanfez: becasue they hate me
oh oh abbey oh: they dont hate you
buffrthanfez: yup
buffrthanfez: they do
oh oh abbey oh: why would they?
buffrthanfez: and i want a sweetass tattoo
buffrthanfez: they'd make me pay for it
buffrthanfez: and id be super pissed
oh oh abbey oh: well thats not gonna happen
oh oh abbey oh: what do you want?
buffrthanfez wants to directly connect.
buffrthanfez is now directly connected.
buffrthanfez:
oh oh abbey oh: that big too?
buffrthanfez: on my back tho
buffrthanfez: yup
buffrthanfez: maybe a bit smaller
oh oh abbey oh: i like it
buffrthanfez: i know
oh oh abbey oh: so i say you can get it
buffrthanfez: its friggen awesome
buffrthanfez: i know
buffrthanfez: i say i can get it too
buffrthanfez: but neither of us are paying for my college
oh oh abbey oh: true
oh oh abbey oh: well maybe once youre at college they'll loosen up and let you
buffrthanfez: so unless i come up with like 20000 dollars i dont think im gettin one
buffrthanfez: i doubt it
buffrthanfez: but i told them that ill fight them to the death about it
buffrthanfez: and i will
oh oh abbey oh: a ton of kids at my school have tattoos
oh oh abbey oh: joshs siter got hers when she was 13 or 14
buffrthanfez: thats soooo not fair
oh oh abbey oh: i know
oh oh abbey oh: i would never be allowed
oh oh abbey oh: my sister got one when she was 16
buffrthanfez: DAMNIT
buffrthanfez: this is not fair
oh oh abbey oh: my parents didnt know until she was like 24
oh oh abbey oh: so ill probably just get mine and never tell them
oh oh abbey oh: well what reason do they have for you not to get one?
buffrthanfez: i dunno
oh oh abbey oh: they didnt even give you a reason?
oh oh abbey oh: thats gay
buffrthanfez: i know
buffrthanfez: they are really gay
oh oh abbey oh: yeah mine are too
oh oh abbey oh: do you really think theyd stop paying foryour college?
buffrthanfez: no
buffrthanfez: but they'd be super pissed
buffrthanfez: and probably take something away
buffrthanfez: like stop paying my cell phone bell
oh oh abbey oh: well that sucks
oh oh abbey oh: i hate parents sometimes
buffrthanfez: me too
oh oh abbey oh: ill takl some sense into them
oh oh abbey oh: haha
oh oh abbey oh: i think it all boils down to you needing to come see your best friend
buffrthanfez: id suppose so
oh oh abbey oh: damn right you'd suppose
oh oh abbey oh: dont get stressed out about the tattoo thing, itll just add to the knot in your shoulder
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: i know
buffrthanfez: but i want one damnit
oh oh abbey oh: and im not exactly there to rub it out
buffrthanfez: ill be a friggen adult and not be able to make my own decisions
oh oh abbey oh: i know
oh oh abbey oh: i hate that
oh oh abbey oh: when do you turn 18?
buffrthanfez: in 3 weeks
oh oh abbey oh: then youll be legal for al those older ladies!
buffrthanfez: yea but none of them want me
oh oh abbey oh: oh sure
buffrthanfez: its the truth abs
oh oh abbey oh: you know the ladies love you
buffrthanfez: nope
buffrthanfez: not me
oh oh abbey oh: how could you not be getting the most ass ever?
buffrthanfez: because im totally ugly!
oh oh abbey oh: ohhh bullshit
buffrthanfez: and all the girls down here are all skanky
oh oh abbey oh: well thats not youre fault
oh oh abbey oh: thats why youre coming up here
oh oh abbey oh: only half the girls are skanky
oh oh abbey oh: and ill keep them away from you
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: well ok then
oh oh abbey oh: and you hsould never say youre ugly again
oh oh abbey oh: bc thats the biggest lie ever
buffrthanfez: well
buffrthanfez: id suppose i could try to comply with that
oh oh abbey oh: yeah, when my friends were looking at the pics of you they were like holy shit, im like yeah, i have the hottest best friend ever
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: you should send me pictures of them
buffrthanfez: and we'll all totally have an orgy
oh oh abbey oh: hahahahaahahah
buffrthanfez: itll be fun stuff
oh oh abbey oh: yea i bet
oh oh abbey oh: what kind of girls do you like?
buffrthanfez: i dunno
oh oh abbey oh: you have to know what kind of girls you like come on
oh oh abbey oh: big boobs im guessinf
oh oh abbey oh: bc thats what all boys like
buffrthanfez: nah
buffrthanfez: i like medium or small boobs
buffrthanfez: but big ones are nice now and then
oh oh abbey oh: haha
oh oh abbey oh: good bc mine are bigger than most of my friends and they arent big at all
oh oh abbey oh: i think all my friends are medium boob girls
oh oh abbey oh: ha
oh oh abbey oh: i guess ill have to look
buffrthanfez: well tahts always good
buffrthanfez: for pictures?
buffrthanfez: or boobs
oh oh abbey oh: boobs
oh oh abbey oh: haha
buffrthanfez: oh
buffrthanfez: well should get pictures for your best friend as well
oh oh abbey oh: youre using me for ass
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: you use me for ass
oh oh abbey oh: ass from who?
buffrthanfez: from me silly
oh oh abbey oh: ohh yeah
oh oh abbey oh: i forgot about all those times i got ass from you
buffrthanfez: exactly
buffrthanfez: and you get ass like every day
buffrthanfez: and i dont get any
oh oh abbey oh: hmm
buffrthanfez: see
oh oh abbey oh: so youre admitting you do use me for ass huh?
oh oh abbey oh: hah
buffrthanfez: i make a valid point
buffrthanfez: but you like it
oh oh abbey oh: what?
oh oh abbey oh: explain to me how i like it?
oh oh abbey oh: id like it if i was getting ass from you
oh oh abbey oh: hahhahaha oh man
buffrthanfez: haha
buffrthanfez: i go tta go!
buffrthanfez: i have class
buffrthanfez: ill seeya later hun
oh oh abbey oh: love you bye
buffrthanfez direct connection is closed.
buffrthanfez signed off at 5:48:43 PM.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I SO REMEMBER THAT
WHEN YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS THE BAD PART OF THE RELATIONSHIP.
LIKE I TREATED HER WRONG.
LIKE I WENT BEHIND HER BACK
WHEN I WASNT A DICK.
THAT IS FUCKIN PROOF.
AND YOU...
IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU DIDNT GO ON MY lJ AND DELETE THIS.
I JUST THEM TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
so bitches will stop holding grudges against me,
for something I DIDNT DO
i know you say you have "changed" since i "came in your life as a friend"...
im not saying i believe you, and im not saying i dont believe you...
i just wanted people to know.
WARNING: THIS LJ POST HAS NO INTENTION TO HURT/ OFFENED ANYONE IN ANYWAY, PLAESE DO NOT TAKE THIS IN A MEAN WAY, ESPECIALLY YOU GIRLS THAT TRY TO BITCH AT ME ON THE INTERNET.HAHAHAHA.
other then that.
i think i am going to mollees tonight since her parents are out of townnnnn.
maybbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeee some amanda time.
perhaps some pumpkin roll after i get off the computer
i love you
<3<3<3<3
p.s. if your going to say something shitty to try to stick up for her past...
im going to laugh, and delete it.