I've been working on my review of Joker's Asylum: Two-Face. For the past two weeks. And by review, I mean "comprehensive autopsy." This might be one of the biggest, most in-depth critiques I've written, definitely the sort of thing that average comic fan might sniff at and go, "Ugh, you're thinking too much, why don't you just enjoy it or whatever
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It's really a toss up between him and Harley for who looks more hideously fucking videogamed for this.
and Catwoman is going to get REALLY annoying really quickly.
Hugo and the Joker, on the other hand, they are where the happy is.
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All of his moves could be named after the various stories featuring him:
The Face Schism - Slams two enemies' heads together.
The Schismed Face - Follow-up to the previous, where he quickly punches both enemies in the face simultaneously.
Double Cross - Exactly what it sounds like; as an opponent launches an attack, Harvey ducks and immediately counters with punches from both arms, one after the other.
Bad Judgment - Sweep-kicks the opponent's legs, knocking them down. Proceeds to stomp the holy hell out of them an even number of times.
Crime & Punishment - Pops the opponent's ears with both fists.
Eyes of the Beholder - Finishing move; knocks the opponent down, growls "Good boys don't do bad things!/Bad boys don't do good things!", and pulls out a pair of .22s, which he jams into the opponent's eye sockets. Then he pulls the triggers.
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That's the only one that comes to mind.
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It's a shame. I loathe Face the Face, and would have liked to have read what Dini would have done with Harvey from there. I think Dini's epilogue from the Resurrection of Ra's crossover was fifteen times better than any other part of that storyline, including those written by Dini.
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One of the examples of actually using Bat-Dick RIGHT.
Too bad Grant Morrison was busy "reinventing" Joker's character then. I'd have LOVED to see him interact with, ah, "Terry Gene Case".
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Lots of baddies going to be in Arkham City, including Black Mask. Those with a really keen eye might have noticed that he's in that new trailer as well.
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