Moments like this are the reason why I started this blog in the first place. Because there's absolutely nowhere else I could go to find people who actually find this shit as amusing and/or geektastic as I do.
So the Henchgirl and I just went to the Giant and found a product so new that the only image I could find via google was this:
Here's a larger, crappier photo taken with my phone of the actual product:
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Henchgirl says that I was just looking for an excuse to buy cookies. She's half-right. /Hurr hurr.