Private to those who attended the Harry/Neville birthday party
For the most part, I really enjoy reading Witch Weekly. They have good articles on the latest fashion and which spells can help you out of what strange and interesting situations. Not that I've ever found myself in such a situation but the stories are always a good read.
Yet, I am appalled by this article. Honestly, the things people will ( Read more... )
Yet, I am appalled by this article. Honestly, the things people will ( Read more... )
Sex drugs and rock and roll? 'Twas only the rock and roll part 'fore mine eyes then, lass. Well then, those pictures make Malfoy look like a girl and that's not a cute lass neither.
Well then, Tom at The Leaky has his own subscription so's we're always up on the latest gossip news here at The Leaky! Too bad this Seamus didn't get to see it until he went to his office to "work on the books".
Right, don't your talents keep you from buying this trash, luv? What with reading the future and all....
Seamus
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And well, Witch Weekly is.
Hannah
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Aye, luv. Or "eye" in your case, right then?
Well then, didn't know that Witch Weekly was a fashion magazine. You might want to visit Colin Creevy at Hex Me Up. He just sold me a dress for Luna....which I never got to give her. Fuck. I wish I hadn't thought of that....
Seamus
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Are you implying that I have no fashion taste?
It's not per se, but they do show regular photo spreads of the best dressed wizards and witches.
And when I have the time, I will definitely have to make plans to visit Colin at the store.
Hannah
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'Twood be a grave error on my part to contemplate such a travesty lass! This Seamus has less fashion sense than Colin's dog Jasper.
Well then, if there's pictures to look at, must be worthwile. Right, I'll just be borrowing that bit of fluff from Tom then more often. Even if I have to wrest it out from under his passed out noggin.
'Twas my reason for suggesting it lass. Only fashions for witches, alas, we sad wizards must seek our own way in that guagmire.
Seamus
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Colin did mention to me that they were looking into expanding into a men's line eventually. Perhaps you could share your opinion when the time comes.
I never thought you dressed badly at all. Not that I know anyone who said you did.
Hannah
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Aye, I’ll be after encouraging that next time the lad and I chat. ‘Til then I’ll be keeping Witch Weekly under me pillow then lass - ‘twood be the best way for a culchie like me to be learning.
Aye, lass, you’re too kind by half!
Seamus
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If being truthful is considered kind then I have some definitions that I need to rework.
Hannah
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You've the right of it lass, for 'tis not always easy to know which is kinder, the truth of it luv, or the lack. Lest it hurt those we love, 'twood be better to hie to the truth of it then. Far too oft a lie's too easy told.
Well then, do you think, lass, that Witch's Weekly cared half then as much 'bout the truth of the matter?
'Twas a lie masquarading as truth...
Seamus
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Based on what I have seen with my own eyes the columnist of the Witch Weekly article is severly lacking with in the truth of the topic. Though I don't doubt the truth of the intent which was to ensure sales.
Hannah
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Aye, lass, and to cause us to discuss it, which they 'complished with ease.
Well then, our only comfort's we defended our friends and their insinuations went for naught. Right, it goes far to explain why Harry's so shy of the press to be sure then.
Seamus
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It goes along way toward expaining his distaste for the media. I hated the way they hounded me for the small bit of time after Mum was killed. I can't imaging having to work through that all my life.
Hannah
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Aye, lass. 'Twas a sad day then Miss and the unsympathetic intrusion of that lot most unwelcome. Well then, they've hounded Harry as if his life was just theirs for the taking. Right, makes you wonder if they've families of their own then.
'Tis certain we've found better ways after profit than that!
Seamus
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Agreed, tis good we have found other ways to ensure our profits. Though I'm not certain mine is more honorable.
Hannah
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