LAME.
my tonsils are like having sex. yes, they are touching eachother profusely..and its making me uncomfortable. i want to cut my neck off, and sew my head onto my shoulders...maybe it could be a new trend? i could manufacture some interesting sweaters...OK NEVERMIND. i am watching price is right. GOD i forgot how excited that show makes me. HEHE i shall go on it soon. yes, soon. HAHAHAH i got the best fukken message yesterday! i laughed so damm hard that i left stains in my britches. its a message from CALEB THE QUEER saying im some "cunt bitch" and a "fukken 2 faced whore" or someshit like that. u know...ITS ALL TRUE. I am a bitch, i admit it, i dont like little QUEER FAIRIES. according to him, he is going to Tijuana with Krustina for New years. GOOD FOR U! i dont give a fukken shit! i'm happy for the both of you, really. seriously, u belong together. MAYBE JUST MAAAAAAAAYBE u guys will touch eachother's privates and have HOT, SWEATY, PASSIONATE BUTT SEX!!!!! kristina always did want a fukken strap-a-cock....so now her WILDEST DREAMS WILL COME TRUE. i am so happy for you guys! all i ask is that i can be the flower girl in your marriage. <3 SMOOCHES <3