Updates on Moi
Well, here's what's been going on with me lately...
Last Friday, went out to an Indie Bar in Orlando. I danced like I was uninterested to the Postal Service, the Killers, and new wave music.
Saturday, drank expensive wine from crystal challaces with gold rims and spotted gators in Michael Eisner's neighborhood. I watched girls in designer clothing flip a stolen canoe, then hooked up with a 25 year old cutie with awesome pecs named Robert, that I will be calling again.
Wednesday night we went out the clubs, it was the pre-Hurrican party I was introduced to Foxxy/Adonis and Denise/Jonathon. Total Sweethearts. Totally wasted, I was. A hipster boy with a rooster on his shirt and the cutest hair complemented me on my faux hawk and we danced, he rubbed his little bishop in a turtle neck on my thigh through his tight acid washed blue jeans. I laughed really hard, then pulled him in closer. What's your name cutie pie? A Mexican boy named Tony declared us best friends after I sipped tequila with him like a true mexican and noticed that he had a diamond encrusted Virgen de Guadaloupe in his bling. We closed out the club, I was still sucking on drinks when they turned on the lights and told us to leave. So, we went to Cupids, the sleazy ass strip club where we watched a gril that used to work at Starbucks straddle the pole, then wipe off her own juices. I left with Kevin, my new cuddle buddy, and we saw all the little kids at their bus stops. P.S. I discovered I went to middle school with Kevin...SMALL WORLD! I wandered in my front door around noon. All the kiddies were going home since they had a half day due to Katrina.
Went to a Big Wind Party last night. Had some good beer, cherry flavored tobacco from teh hookah and some help for my "anxiety problem".
Tonight....double date with Kevin and Sabrina and Ellenny. Then plans with Alex...I'll tell you about that one later, Josh.
Ciao Loves!
Last Friday, went out to an Indie Bar in Orlando. I danced like I was uninterested to the Postal Service, the Killers, and new wave music.
Saturday, drank expensive wine from crystal challaces with gold rims and spotted gators in Michael Eisner's neighborhood. I watched girls in designer clothing flip a stolen canoe, then hooked up with a 25 year old cutie with awesome pecs named Robert, that I will be calling again.
Wednesday night we went out the clubs, it was the pre-Hurrican party I was introduced to Foxxy/Adonis and Denise/Jonathon. Total Sweethearts. Totally wasted, I was. A hipster boy with a rooster on his shirt and the cutest hair complemented me on my faux hawk and we danced, he rubbed his little bishop in a turtle neck on my thigh through his tight acid washed blue jeans. I laughed really hard, then pulled him in closer. What's your name cutie pie? A Mexican boy named Tony declared us best friends after I sipped tequila with him like a true mexican and noticed that he had a diamond encrusted Virgen de Guadaloupe in his bling. We closed out the club, I was still sucking on drinks when they turned on the lights and told us to leave. So, we went to Cupids, the sleazy ass strip club where we watched a gril that used to work at Starbucks straddle the pole, then wipe off her own juices. I left with Kevin, my new cuddle buddy, and we saw all the little kids at their bus stops. P.S. I discovered I went to middle school with Kevin...SMALL WORLD! I wandered in my front door around noon. All the kiddies were going home since they had a half day due to Katrina.
Went to a Big Wind Party last night. Had some good beer, cherry flavored tobacco from teh hookah and some help for my "anxiety problem".
Tonight....double date with Kevin and Sabrina and Ellenny. Then plans with Alex...I'll tell you about that one later, Josh.
Ciao Loves!