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I'm watching The Grinch (the new one), and laughing my ass off.
Boredom has taken over me, but I don't care. Know why?
Because it's Winter Break and I have time to be bored!
"The nerve of those Whos! Inviting me down there...and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00-Wallow in self pity. 4:30- Stare into the abyss. 5:00-Solve world hunger; tell no one. 5:30-Jazzercize. 6:30-Dinner with me...I can't cancel that again! 7:00-Wrestle with my self-loathing. I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?"
HAHAHA! Okay, just one more.
"Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant."
Wait, wait, wait...
"I want golf clubs! I want diamonds! I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue."
Boredom has taken over me, but I don't care. Know why?
Because it's Winter Break and I have time to be bored!
"The nerve of those Whos! Inviting me down there...and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00-Wallow in self pity. 4:30- Stare into the abyss. 5:00-Solve world hunger; tell no one. 5:30-Jazzercize. 6:30-Dinner with me...I can't cancel that again! 7:00-Wrestle with my self-loathing. I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?"
HAHAHA! Okay, just one more.
"Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant."
Wait, wait, wait...
"I want golf clubs! I want diamonds! I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue."