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Sep 11, 2006 14:49

uuuuh so, a few nights ago my buddy jordan and i were riding back from this party type thing, and we see this dog running around in the street a few blocks ahead. not entirely an abnormal circumstance, really. until we ride up there and this thing flips the fuck out and runs up on our shit, barking and yelling and generally being a jerk. apparently riding a bicycle is severely offensive to dogs, because then it BITES ME IN THE LEG, like really hard... i'm confident if its mouth was large enough it would have clamped around my leg and would still be there right now, refusing to let go. but it bit me, and then it ran after jordan, all pissed off and barky.

then i notice the people at the house nearby are all on the porch laughing and bein' all like "get 'em sparky!" or some shit like that. i don't remember what they actually said, because i was a little busy trying to shake an asshole dog off of my leg, but they were clearly the owners of this animal, and were clearly drunkenly promoting this dog's general preference for attacking people. we eventually rode off and yelled to these people to get a fucking leash, but i really would have preferred to run up there and punch someone in the face... but that's a little tough when there's a big, leg-biting, people-hating animal on guard. sucks, because it's not the dog's fault it's a jerk, it's the owners, and i couldn't even do anything about it.

anyway. i'm going to see dragonforce tonight, i'm fucking stoked.

here's a few tattoos.



okay, so this is what i finished in new hampshire. nice to see something done for once. wish i could get a picture of it all healed. guess i'll have to wait for that.



did this yesterday. i think this guy might have barfed in the middle of the tattoo... he took one break, then after 5 minutes of tattooing he said he needed another and went to the bathroom all sweaty and green and gross looking. i dunno man, luckily he had family members there to take care of it. i fucking hate barfers. that's what he gets, for being a hunter and trying to kill things. look at how cute they are! bastard.



yeah this picture sucks because the butterly and green stuff is all healed, and banner and flowers are obviously all fresh. the lady that got this, i'm pretty sure is totally bonkers. it took her three sessions to get through this thing, when it normally would've taken one. whatevs.

that's all for today. it's 9/11 people. go america. don't forget to eat your freedom toast.
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