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-reasonably promising career
-inability to grow a beard
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he is a bit of a douchebag, but that's okay because you don't even have to like him, and he'll still do everything you ask him to! he's that stupid!
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well worry no more!
introducing than all-new ryan mason 2006! he's tall! he's handsome! he cooks! he cleans! he gives back rubs! he does it all! and best of all, he's entirely maintenance-free! that's right, you won't have to waste one ounce of energy maintaining your relationship, unlike with those old, out-of date REAL dudes!
the secret is the patented "No Pride" system... he has no sense of self-respect, so you can do whatever you want to him and he'll still be completely retarded for you! some added features include:
-slightly above average penis size
-will unconditionally love everything about you
-healthy genes! no balding or degenerative disease on this model!
-reasonably promising career
-inability to grow a beard
-has no friends, so is always available, undistracted, to do the shit that you don't want to do!
he is a bit of a douchebag, but that's okay because you don't even have to like him, and he'll still do everything you ask him to! he's that stupid!
don't delay! get yours today!