Let's Play Oregon Trail!
Not your piddly 8-bit Oregon Trail or fancy-pance Oregon Trail II, but the version that got shipped out to public schools around the nation in the mid-90s: Oregon Trail Deluxe!
I form up my party:
They're gonna get along greeeeeeeat.
And then, supplies!
The Priest makes sure to stock up on "MEDICINALS", and Trilby simply must have his unlocked wardrobe.
And then onwards, to Oregon!
Our first nemesis approaches: the Kansas River! I decide to take the safe route and caulk and floa-
oh
uh
Turns out Quote didn't have the bubble yet.
The Priest gives a brief rite, focusing on how Quote is "CURES FROM THE CANCERS OF ROBOT." Big Blue River approaches, so it's time t-
fuck.
Alas, Trilby drowned and took all the clothes and three oxen with him. It was just the Priest, Lemeza and Uboa left now. They would press onwards, ever west, until they reached the fertile Willamette Valley. There, they would build new lives, remembering those who did not make in.
But in the meantime:
Before even reaching chimney rock Lemeza had broken both arms. I suspect it had something to do with the Priest's cure for carpal tunnel.
Yes, the Oregon Trail was a living hell of drowning, dysentery and starvation. But at least one person had fun:
"I HAVING CURED THESE WILDLIVES OF CANCERS"
(Then my emulator froze up before I could save. The end.)
I form up my party:
They're gonna get along greeeeeeeat.
And then, supplies!
The Priest makes sure to stock up on "MEDICINALS", and Trilby simply must have his unlocked wardrobe.
And then onwards, to Oregon!
Our first nemesis approaches: the Kansas River! I decide to take the safe route and caulk and floa-
oh
uh
Turns out Quote didn't have the bubble yet.
The Priest gives a brief rite, focusing on how Quote is "CURES FROM THE CANCERS OF ROBOT." Big Blue River approaches, so it's time t-
fuck.
Alas, Trilby drowned and took all the clothes and three oxen with him. It was just the Priest, Lemeza and Uboa left now. They would press onwards, ever west, until they reached the fertile Willamette Valley. There, they would build new lives, remembering those who did not make in.
But in the meantime:
Before even reaching chimney rock Lemeza had broken both arms. I suspect it had something to do with the Priest's cure for carpal tunnel.
Yes, the Oregon Trail was a living hell of drowning, dysentery and starvation. But at least one person had fun:
"I HAVING CURED THESE WILDLIVES OF CANCERS"
(Then my emulator froze up before I could save. The end.)