Jul 11, 2006 11:33
I cant believe its only day 6 it seems like its been a lot longer. oh well. So yesterday was a very interesting day. I had a gynecologist appointment. So me and my mom head to sugarland to go to it. Well we passed it up and went 30 minutes out of our way. But on our way the radio was giving away steely dan tickets or whoever he is and i called in and then put it on speaker phone and my mom won. well she already bought 2 tickets to the concert now she just has 4. but she was pretty excited.Then when we turned around she spilt the coke all over the place and was all pissed off. I just had to remind her she just won tickets So we get there and were waiting forever! Finally the lady comes in and checks me and shit and I get on the scale and I weigh 146 I usually wouldnt tell people how much I weigh but damn im excited. Ive lost a lot of weight recently. SO SIKED! anyways then she leaves and were waiting for the real doctor to come in. and the whole time im thinking please dont ask anything about sex blah blah blah. So she is asking me allllll these questions. and then bam! "are you sexually active or have you ever had sex?" and i look at my mom and she is just waiting for my answer and i say yes. omg the look on my moms face was horrible. well the lady leaves the room and my mom asks who in the hell are you having sex with and im like duh stevie of course. and its not like i have sex all the time..ive just had sex and were over now so yeah. she then says i broke her heart. and im really not the goodie. haha. then she talks about birthcontrol and i got put on it..even though im put on the same stuff i got from planned parenthood but at least my mom knows now and i dont have to hide it. after that i have to go to the lab to give blood.all this time tho i had been texting joseph telling ihm whats going on and shit. so when they call my name i just throw my phone into my moms purse and go in the room. when i come back my mom has my phone in her hand and has her glasses on. shes trying to read my texts haha. and when she sees me standing there shes like i cant even read it anyways its too small. hahah BUSTED BITCH! anyways so then we go to meet up with my brother and on the way we got lost again and she hits a trashcan with her side mirror and busted it i just had to remind her she just won tickets so she would shut up.When we finally meet up with chad he is asking about all today and shes like well i found out your sister is having sex haha. then i told him i had to give 8 viles of blood and hes like damn you gettin tested for gonnahrea or what. and my mom says she prolly has it sleeping around with skanky stevie. hahahahh i love it! she is definitely not a stevies girl anymore. yesterday was defintiely pure entertainment!