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A-If you could be any ANIMAL in the ocean, what would you be?
A dolphin.
B-Other than food, what is the last thing you BOUGHT for yourself?
Cigs.
C-What COUNTRIES have you been to?
Canada.
D-What is your favorite ride at DISNEYLAND?
I dunno. I love rollercoasters.
E-Do you believe in ESP?
No.
F-Have you ever FAKED an orgasm?
Yes.
G-Have you ever fired a real GUN?
No but I want to. The power rush has got to be amazing.
H-Regarding surfing, do you know what the term "HANG Ten" means?
Yes.
I-Is Michael Jackson INNOCENT or guilty?
Guilty as O.J.
J-Do you wear JEWELRY?
Sometimes.
K-Have you ever KILLED an animal?
I ran over a bunny once. I felt real bad.
L-What was the LAST thing you mailed?
A letter to Rich.
M-Who is your favorite MUPPET character?
Kermit.
N-Have you ever been to a NUDIE bar?
Not yet haha.
O-Regarding ORAL sex, would you rather give or recieve?
Recieve.
P-Did you attend PRESCHOOL?
Yea.
Q-Do you know what a QUAHOG is?
Sure...doesnt everybody???
R-Have you ever RIDDEN a horse?
Yehp.
S-Have you played any organized SPORTS in your life?
Not really.
T-Do you owe or are you getting money back from last year's taxes?
Gettin money back bitches.
U-Do you own a UMBRELLA?
Yes.
V-Do you exercise your right to VOTE?
Yes.
W-What's your ideal WEATHER forecast?
At least 80. Kinda breezy. Clear skies.
X-What was your last X-RAY u had taken?
I dunno...its been awhile. Either an ankle or a knee.
Z-How many ZIP codes have you lived in?
One.
A dolphin.
B-Other than food, what is the last thing you BOUGHT for yourself?
Cigs.
C-What COUNTRIES have you been to?
Canada.
D-What is your favorite ride at DISNEYLAND?
I dunno. I love rollercoasters.
E-Do you believe in ESP?
No.
F-Have you ever FAKED an orgasm?
Yes.
G-Have you ever fired a real GUN?
No but I want to. The power rush has got to be amazing.
H-Regarding surfing, do you know what the term "HANG Ten" means?
Yes.
I-Is Michael Jackson INNOCENT or guilty?
Guilty as O.J.
J-Do you wear JEWELRY?
Sometimes.
K-Have you ever KILLED an animal?
I ran over a bunny once. I felt real bad.
L-What was the LAST thing you mailed?
A letter to Rich.
M-Who is your favorite MUPPET character?
Kermit.
N-Have you ever been to a NUDIE bar?
Not yet haha.
O-Regarding ORAL sex, would you rather give or recieve?
Recieve.
P-Did you attend PRESCHOOL?
Yea.
Q-Do you know what a QUAHOG is?
Sure...doesnt everybody???
R-Have you ever RIDDEN a horse?
Yehp.
S-Have you played any organized SPORTS in your life?
Not really.
T-Do you owe or are you getting money back from last year's taxes?
Gettin money back bitches.
U-Do you own a UMBRELLA?
Yes.
V-Do you exercise your right to VOTE?
Yes.
W-What's your ideal WEATHER forecast?
At least 80. Kinda breezy. Clear skies.
X-What was your last X-RAY u had taken?
I dunno...its been awhile. Either an ankle or a knee.
Z-How many ZIP codes have you lived in?
One.