This Past Weekend ( a must read for every one)
Had to have been the best. It was the most fun I had in a long time. It started with saturday when Jacqui and I went to go get some tattoo ideas apraised. We went to the Clio Good Well then out to eat at China Woke(I think thats the one) in Grand Blanc. We then hurryed over to my moms and met up with Samantha,Mike and Kristy where we took off and went to Novi. We went to One World Mart ( they have Asain food there) and bought some stuff. The 5 of us are walking on the side walk to go to the next asain store and I hear Kristy say "oh its a strawberry doughtnut" and then Jacqui trys a bight and I said I wanted a bite so she puts a piece in my mouth and its frozen. It was a thing for concentrate juice. I thought it was good,but I could eat much of it so I threw it next to a trees roots and as we walked out of that other store I pointed to with Mike and Samantha and said I gave back to the earth.They laughed. Then Jacqui gave me a few piggy back rides back to the car . I'd get a running start and jump on her lol.
We where driving down the main road looking for a place to eat. Kristy said that we need'd some culcther. We drove by a resturant called THE MELTING POT. So we decied to go there. We walked it and just kinda looked at each other. It was so fucking pricy and pricy looking. So we waited and debaited while before our table was ready. Now were seated and looking at the menu and at each other not really know what to say or what were looking at price wise. So the waitress comes in and explanes the menu to us and how you do it. We where looking at $60 a couple. So she gets our drink order and leaves. We all look at one another and talk about what we should do. I said "well if were going to leave then nows the time to do it" and every one looked at each other once again and jumped up and ran out. The male booker guy said have a nice night as we left the area of our table. I said you too. It was so hard to to laugh speed walking out of there. We I hit the door I started to loose it. We ran to the car jumped in and took off. We where all laughing so hard and craking jokes about them throwing fondue stuff at Kristys car.
So were back on the road and pass a Red Lobster. Jacqui and Mike had never been there before. Then a few of the lights where out that Read Red Losbster so it was RED LO. So we went to eat at RED LO. We get in there and its packed . We had about a 30 minute wait. So we talked about going to Denys. And right after we walked out the door I said to Kristy "oh we should have taken one of thouse caller things(they light up,vibarte and say"your table is ready,your table is ready",they also cool like a drink coaster). Jacqui was like "oh shit yeah we should go do it"! We all stood there trying to decied who'd do it. Kristy starts walking to Denys seeing how its just acrossed from Red Lobster. Mike turned to me and said "are you thinking of doing it"? I told him I'm thinking about it" Kristy walks back and says "you pussys" so her and I walk in there and She tells the girls taking the reservations "Terry party of 5" and I start walking to the door once again but this time with a huge grin on my face trying not to laugh. We get to the door and I lost it ,along with every one else again. It was about 9:10pm ish. We made our way into Dennys. Were at the table and get the waitress. She said"ok I'm having an off night,so bare with me". We gave her our drink order and food order. When Mike and Samantha wherent looking I blew my straw at her and it zoomed right past the two of them up in the air and over into the other both. Lucky the other booth didnt see it and it landed near their coats. Jacqui and I just looked at each other and laughed. Before the food came I looked at the dessert menu stand thing and turned to Jacqui and told her we should steal it. She said yes. So I used American Sign Language to tell Kristy to take the menu and put it in her huge purse . She looked at me whit the straightest face and with out a 2nd thought in her head snathced it and put it her her purse. The waitress came back and fucked up every ones order. Mike had Red Lobsters calling card thing and it went off blinking and saying our table was ready. We laughed. Before we left Mike left her his number on a tare of the recite and wrote TO END YOUR OFF NIGHT RIGHT(the his cell phone number). When we where paying she ran to the table and started to read it. Mike gave me his money for the bill and ran out the door lol. She went and showed it to the other waitress and said it was going to make her cry again. She wasnt that good looking at all lol.
Later that night Mike got a call from some one who hung up. And the next night he had the Red Lobster caller thing go off again . LOL This is one night I will never forget.
Then today on Jacqui and my lunch break I told her we need to start stealing stuff from restruants but replacing them with things we stole from the other ones lol and watch to see the reactions of the people.
Ryan will be coming down on his birthday so I can't wait for that<3! I love you baby.
We where driving down the main road looking for a place to eat. Kristy said that we need'd some culcther. We drove by a resturant called THE MELTING POT. So we decied to go there. We walked it and just kinda looked at each other. It was so fucking pricy and pricy looking. So we waited and debaited while before our table was ready. Now were seated and looking at the menu and at each other not really know what to say or what were looking at price wise. So the waitress comes in and explanes the menu to us and how you do it. We where looking at $60 a couple. So she gets our drink order and leaves. We all look at one another and talk about what we should do. I said "well if were going to leave then nows the time to do it" and every one looked at each other once again and jumped up and ran out. The male booker guy said have a nice night as we left the area of our table. I said you too. It was so hard to to laugh speed walking out of there. We I hit the door I started to loose it. We ran to the car jumped in and took off. We where all laughing so hard and craking jokes about them throwing fondue stuff at Kristys car.
So were back on the road and pass a Red Lobster. Jacqui and Mike had never been there before. Then a few of the lights where out that Read Red Losbster so it was RED LO. So we went to eat at RED LO. We get in there and its packed . We had about a 30 minute wait. So we talked about going to Denys. And right after we walked out the door I said to Kristy "oh we should have taken one of thouse caller things(they light up,vibarte and say"your table is ready,your table is ready",they also cool like a drink coaster). Jacqui was like "oh shit yeah we should go do it"! We all stood there trying to decied who'd do it. Kristy starts walking to Denys seeing how its just acrossed from Red Lobster. Mike turned to me and said "are you thinking of doing it"? I told him I'm thinking about it" Kristy walks back and says "you pussys" so her and I walk in there and She tells the girls taking the reservations "Terry party of 5" and I start walking to the door once again but this time with a huge grin on my face trying not to laugh. We get to the door and I lost it ,along with every one else again. It was about 9:10pm ish. We made our way into Dennys. Were at the table and get the waitress. She said"ok I'm having an off night,so bare with me". We gave her our drink order and food order. When Mike and Samantha wherent looking I blew my straw at her and it zoomed right past the two of them up in the air and over into the other both. Lucky the other booth didnt see it and it landed near their coats. Jacqui and I just looked at each other and laughed. Before the food came I looked at the dessert menu stand thing and turned to Jacqui and told her we should steal it. She said yes. So I used American Sign Language to tell Kristy to take the menu and put it in her huge purse . She looked at me whit the straightest face and with out a 2nd thought in her head snathced it and put it her her purse. The waitress came back and fucked up every ones order. Mike had Red Lobsters calling card thing and it went off blinking and saying our table was ready. We laughed. Before we left Mike left her his number on a tare of the recite and wrote TO END YOUR OFF NIGHT RIGHT(the his cell phone number). When we where paying she ran to the table and started to read it. Mike gave me his money for the bill and ran out the door lol. She went and showed it to the other waitress and said it was going to make her cry again. She wasnt that good looking at all lol.
Later that night Mike got a call from some one who hung up. And the next night he had the Red Lobster caller thing go off again . LOL This is one night I will never forget.
Then today on Jacqui and my lunch break I told her we need to start stealing stuff from restruants but replacing them with things we stole from the other ones lol and watch to see the reactions of the people.
Ryan will be coming down on his birthday so I can't wait for that<3! I love you baby.