... I'm not playing Demonbusters on my Writing Breaks anymore

Nov 05, 2009 09:33

 OH FUN DREAMS TIME! IT'S TIME TO FOLLOW THE QUEST--

Except I was in this nuts Airport that once you entered you were basically trapped WITH ALL OF THE STUPID PEOPLE INSIDE among other, nastier things. I don't think there's much worse than being stuck in a room that turns into a ranch pasture with shiny sun and having to put up with some like.... pudgy princess who keeps talking to me like I'm an idiot. Of course, then my apparent alter-ego, some grumpy Asian boything emerged from me and beat the crap out of her with a plushie until someone else came and said HEY YUTARO or something I dunno what my name was and was like IT IS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME and dragged me away. She looked a bit like Satchel ]% which was confusing because Satchel is a dream persona and never appears separate from me ever.

Anyway there are a bunch of crazy chicks in this place, and there are a walls rigged up that change them into crazy rabid dogs if the crazy chicks touch them. So I was like aaaaa >BC freaking betches OH SHIT THEY REALLY ARE BITCHES and I ran and all I really wanted to do was meet Grandma and Ishi on their incoming plane and tell them WE ARE NEVER FLYING THIS AIRLINE AGAIN.

Eventually some "rebels" found me and directed me to the first set of sewers in which I fought crazy monsters. And I appeared in a warped version of my science building but it was filled with Giant Clams in Tanks and Enthusiastic Labrador Retrievers. And I had to convince one Enthusiastic Dog that Eating the Clam is Not on Our Agenda.

I got a pearl. Wooo go me.

Next phase of the sewers! I AM MOXY STARFAST, ALL FLUFFY EIGHT-FOOT-EIGHT OF HIM, TROMPING THROUGH A SEWER FIGHTING EVIL DOGS AND--

Quadruple-decker sharp toothed clam things with prehensile tongues.

Eight foot tall cat versus... VERSUS THE MOST RIDICULOUS MONSTER SINCE MIMICS.
I hate mimics by the way.
AND I WAS SWINGING AROUND A SERACILA PENDANT STAFF FROM GAIA
I'm starting to hate Gaia for so blatantly invading my dreams, too.
BUT FINALLY, I made it to the exit, found Grandma and Ishi and said NO DON'T GO DOWN THOSE--

Then I realized I could have gotten out of the airport by walking up the stairs in the entrance lobby directly to my endpoint.

Well, Fuck Me >BC

Then I woke up and played more Demonbusters before going to class.
I kinda want that Yotaru kid's clothes.

THIS RANKS JUST AS BAD AS MY SINISTER SHIH-TZU DREAM, HONESTLY.

dream, dreamblogging, sinister shih-tzu, wtfuckery, augh

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