Ramblings from the chemist
I got to play with my chemistry set today. I wuv my ickle cute beakers. *fondles them* I got to mix a chemical, play with a pipette (essentially an eyedropper), mess with boiling water (burned myself), and use a Celsius thermometer!!! Yay! A happy day for me except for the burned finger part.
Other breaking news for today:
I CONQUERED A FEAR!!!!!!!!!!!
What fear, you ask? Yes, my faithful public, even I the, Great Chemist, have fears. Which fear did I conquer today?
Which?
The fearsome Spider?
The dread and terrible comma??
NO, my friends!!
It was!!!!!
the fear of lighting the burner on our stupid stove that won't light itself.
.....
Yeah. I did it.
Did the Chemist cringe or shrink back in fear?
yes
NOOO!
Did she triumph?!?!?
SHE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*exits stage left with streamers and fanfare*
Other breaking news for today:
I CONQUERED A FEAR!!!!!!!!!!!
What fear, you ask? Yes, my faithful public, even I the, Great Chemist, have fears. Which fear did I conquer today?
Which?
The fearsome Spider?
The dread and terrible comma??
NO, my friends!!
It was!!!!!
the fear of lighting the burner on our stupid stove that won't light itself.
.....
Yeah. I did it.
Did the Chemist cringe or shrink back in fear?
yes
NOOO!
Did she triumph?!?!?
SHE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*exits stage left with streamers and fanfare*