V. ][ voice / text

[abinconvenienti]

How frustrating. I knew humans were weaker, but I lost strength, senses, reflexes, balance. I couldn't even ropewalk, a whelp's game.

Now I see why humans do not make any sense. Though I would at least try not to go insane in that body.

Ah.

[ switched to text ]

My Aleran teaches me to write. Writing is not so dificu diffik hard as he thinks.

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Comments

[not_so_smooth]

Good job on the writing and the not talking about mating, Kitai.

[VERY EMPHATIC TEXT]

[abinconvenienti]

Thank you, Sam.

[not_so_smooth]

You're welcome. Hey, look at that, replies are even typed out. Your Aleran must be really proud.

[text]

[abinconvenienti]

He had better be. I learn to read and write for his hed headman.

Re: [text]

[not_so_smooth]

I'm sure you can think of lots of ways that he'll have to repay you.

[voice]

[abinconvenienti]

Yes, I can, but I am not allowed to speak of them all.

Re: [voice]

[not_so_smooth]

Alerans are really weird.

[voice]

[abinconvenienti]

Finally, a human with sense.

Re: [voice]

[not_so_smooth]

Whoa, don't get too crazy with the observations now, you haven't see some of the dumber stuff I've done.

[voice]

[abinconvenienti]

Some sense, then.

That sounds very much like a trait consistent with all males, however.

Re: [voice]

[not_so_smooth]

Just a little bit.

Yes, selective sense, one of our very endearing traits.

[voice]

[abinconvenienti]

Why do you not select it more often?

Re: [voice]

[not_so_smooth]

Because then we wouldn't be nearly as interesting.

[voice]

[abinconvenienti]

Sometimes interesting, sometimes irritating.

Re: [voice]

[not_so_smooth]

What would you do if we were perfect? You'd be bored.

[voice]

[abinconvenienti]

That is very true.

Of course, I still reserve the right to be irritated if I wish.