Aug 28, 2005 18:47
Russian thug #1: I need to see a psychiatrist, man.
Russian thug #2: Yeah?
Russian thug #1: Yeah, yeah, I need to get my head checked out.
Russian thug #2: You need to get your ass checked out.
Russian thug #1: What? My ass?
Russian thug #2: Yeah, you need your ass checked.
Russian thug #1: What?
--F train
Guy on cell: Ma, I'm sorry I didn't call last night. I meant to go by, but I was smokin' weed with my boys. Then you know I got the munchies. So we went to eat. But then I got the itis, and I fell asleep. C'mon, ma, don't be mad...
--3rd Street & 6th Avenue
Chick: The problem with a long-distance relationship is that so much of it occurs in the mind. And my mind is insane.
--Belgian Beer Bar, W. 4th Street