Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I gave
metroid_loser a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Sunday I helped
spacedowtjedi hide a body (-173 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Thursday I set
grunzen's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I helped
drgizmo across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-244 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
abigdork
sorry 'bout that Dave :o(