they're only noodles, michael.
TEN THINGS I WISH I COULD SAY TO TEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE RIGHT NOW.
➠ You would never guess that I was behind it. I absolutely was, and I'm not sorry.
➠ No one thinks it's going to last.
➠ I have never appreciated you like I should. I think I expected you to give up.
➠ I came to the conclusion recently that I don't like you very much. It was exhilarating.
➠ Have you always been this boring? Did I just not notice?
➠ I do not feel sorry for you; I will never feel sorry for you. You knew you were choosing the worst option.
➠ I wish you'd shut the fuck up. You are not going to change my mind or make me feel guilty. It's not about you.
➠ I miss you. I wish I knew how you were.
➠ I hate that so many things went wrong for you. I hate that you're still completely shaped by them. You deserve to be so much more.
➠ It would be really nice if, just once, you did what you said you would.
NINE THINGS ABOUT MYSELF.
➠ I have a long list of things I want to be when I grow up. It includes: Madeline Kahn, Robert Plant, Elaine Benes, Deborah Harry, Fiona Apple, and Patricia Quinn.
➠ I read The Bell Jar at a time in my life when I really should not have read The Bell Jar. I do hope I can read it again one of these days, but I don't know.
➠ I love the fucking Olympics. I love them so much. Any other sport or event, I either hate or don't give a shit. So it is a little weird for me.
➠ I drink way too much Coke.
➠ I see vultures all the time.
➠ I really hate ketchup. It makes me gag.
➠ I honestly believe that if you are a grownup, and you like Twilight, you do not know how to read.
➠ I'm getting good at arguing my point. I used to suck at this. People would offer a counter-argument and I'd freeze up and then come up with a response much later.
➠ I absolutely will not wear sweatpants or leggings in public, but that's all I wear at home.
EIGHT WAYS TO WIN MY HEART.
➠ I don't like this question I'ma skip it
SEVEN THINGS THAT CROSS MY MIND A LOT.
➠ I WISH MY TITS WERE SMALLER.
➠ I WANT TO MARRY ROBERT DOWNEY JR
➠ THAT MOVIE LOOKS RETARDED I NEVER WANT TO SEE THAT
➠ I SHOULD NOT HAVE ASKED THAT STYLIST TO CUT MY BANGS
➠ SERIOUSLY GODDAMMIT I WISH I COULD GO BRALESS EVERYWHERE.
➠ SUSHI SOUNDS REALLY GOOD RIGHT NOW
➠ I NEED TO START WORKING OUT
THERE IS NO NUMBER SIX
FIVE PEOPLE WHO MEAN A LOT.
➠ I'm skipping this too Greta
➠ Greta
➠ Greta's boobs
➠ Greta
➠ parvardigar
FOUR THINGS I'M WEARING RIGHT NOW.
➠ Robert Plant t-shirt
➠ boys' cardigan
➠ leggings
➠ slipper boots
THREE SONGS I LISTEN TO OFTEN.
HINT: I HAVE BEEN LISTENING EXCLUSIVELY TO BLONDIE LATELY
➠ Blondie - "Heroes" (a live cover that is exceedingly beautiful)
➠ Blondie - "Union City Blue"
➠ Blondie - "Dreaming"
I would upload these for y'all, but my copy of Eat to the Beat is iTunes protected :(
TWO THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE.
➠ Go back to Europe. And go to loads of other places I haven't been.
➠ See so many people in concert. I won't even name them. There are a lot.
ONE CONFESSION.
➠ I've started to really miss my icon journal.
WHAT. 3AM WHAT IS 3AM IT WAS ONLY ONE AN HOUR AGO
➠ You would never guess that I was behind it. I absolutely was, and I'm not sorry.
➠ No one thinks it's going to last.
➠ I have never appreciated you like I should. I think I expected you to give up.
➠ I came to the conclusion recently that I don't like you very much. It was exhilarating.
➠ Have you always been this boring? Did I just not notice?
➠ I do not feel sorry for you; I will never feel sorry for you. You knew you were choosing the worst option.
➠ I wish you'd shut the fuck up. You are not going to change my mind or make me feel guilty. It's not about you.
➠ I miss you. I wish I knew how you were.
➠ I hate that so many things went wrong for you. I hate that you're still completely shaped by them. You deserve to be so much more.
➠ It would be really nice if, just once, you did what you said you would.
NINE THINGS ABOUT MYSELF.
➠ I have a long list of things I want to be when I grow up. It includes: Madeline Kahn, Robert Plant, Elaine Benes, Deborah Harry, Fiona Apple, and Patricia Quinn.
➠ I read The Bell Jar at a time in my life when I really should not have read The Bell Jar. I do hope I can read it again one of these days, but I don't know.
➠ I love the fucking Olympics. I love them so much. Any other sport or event, I either hate or don't give a shit. So it is a little weird for me.
➠ I drink way too much Coke.
➠ I see vultures all the time.
➠ I really hate ketchup. It makes me gag.
➠ I honestly believe that if you are a grownup, and you like Twilight, you do not know how to read.
➠ I'm getting good at arguing my point. I used to suck at this. People would offer a counter-argument and I'd freeze up and then come up with a response much later.
➠ I absolutely will not wear sweatpants or leggings in public, but that's all I wear at home.
EIGHT WAYS TO WIN MY HEART.
➠ I don't like this question I'ma skip it
SEVEN THINGS THAT CROSS MY MIND A LOT.
➠ I WISH MY TITS WERE SMALLER.
➠ I WANT TO MARRY ROBERT DOWNEY JR
➠ THAT MOVIE LOOKS RETARDED I NEVER WANT TO SEE THAT
➠ I SHOULD NOT HAVE ASKED THAT STYLIST TO CUT MY BANGS
➠ SERIOUSLY GODDAMMIT I WISH I COULD GO BRALESS EVERYWHERE.
➠ SUSHI SOUNDS REALLY GOOD RIGHT NOW
➠ I NEED TO START WORKING OUT
THERE IS NO NUMBER SIX
FIVE PEOPLE WHO MEAN A LOT.
➠ I'm skipping this too Greta
➠ Greta
➠ Greta's boobs
➠ Greta
➠ parvardigar
FOUR THINGS I'M WEARING RIGHT NOW.
➠ Robert Plant t-shirt
➠ boys' cardigan
➠ leggings
➠ slipper boots
THREE SONGS I LISTEN TO OFTEN.
HINT: I HAVE BEEN LISTENING EXCLUSIVELY TO BLONDIE LATELY
➠ Blondie - "Heroes" (a live cover that is exceedingly beautiful)
➠ Blondie - "Union City Blue"
➠ Blondie - "Dreaming"
I would upload these for y'all, but my copy of Eat to the Beat is iTunes protected :(
TWO THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE.
➠ Go back to Europe. And go to loads of other places I haven't been.
➠ See so many people in concert. I won't even name them. There are a lot.
ONE CONFESSION.
➠ I've started to really miss my icon journal.
WHAT. 3AM WHAT IS 3AM IT WAS ONLY ONE AN HOUR AGO