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This is what's annoying the hell out of me lately. Because I know you want to read this.
Led Zeppelin realises that its last hookup was spectacular and asks Robert Plant to go steady again. Robert Plant is like, sorry, I've moved on, I'm with Alison now. Led Zeppelin threatens, we'll move on without you and you're going to lose us. Robert Plant says, I lost you thirty years ago. We broke up. Get the net. Led Zeppelin allegedly booty calls Steven Tyler in retaliation.
So now every music journalist everywhere is writing an article every day telling this story over and over again. ROBERT PLANT DUMPS LED ZEPPELIN FOR ALISON KRAUSS, SHATTERS HEARTS OF JIMMY PAGE AND MILLIONS OF FANS. Whine whine whine. And I'm like, 1) shut the fuck up; 2) Robert isn't obligated to tour with his former bandmates or with anyone else for that matter; 3) he is Robert Fucking Plant and he can do whatever he wants; and 4) shut the fuck up. I so don't care.
tl;dr I need to remove a few communities from my flist.