dislikes are always so much easier
LIST TEN RANDOM THINGS YOU LOVE
1. Etsy. Etsy is my favourite time waster. I always find at least one thing I want to buy every time I go there.
2. VENTURE BROTHERS. THE NEW SEASON SO FAR. IT IS KICKING TV'S ASS.
3. Ice creeeeeeeaammm. It's my vice.
4. This video.
5. Fucking with people. Earlier this week I changed my profile picture on facebook to an ultrasound image.
6. parvardigar
7. My new car. He doesn't have a name yet.
8. Sleeping in. :( Until like two. :(
9. My doggie. All doggies really but especially mine because she is the BESSST EVER.
10. Giving people presents that I know they will like.
LIST TEN RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE
1. WHEN PEOPLE USE THE WORD 'RANDOM' INCORRECTLY. FOR FUCK'S SAKE WIDEN YOUR FUCKING VOCABULARY.
2. My surname. Do not ask me to explain this because I totally can't. There is nothing unusual about my surname and I may very well be the only one who has it and wishes she didn't. People call me by my full name all the fucking time and I hate it I hate it I hate it. My father has taken to calling the dog-the DOG-by our family name and I can't even talk about this.
3. Warren Beatty :( I do not find this man attractive.
4. The state I live in.
5. TEXT MESSAGES. They are the most annoying thing ever. If you want to talk to me, call me. And don't feed me bullshit about I was at work or I was in a meeting because you know what, if you were doing something important you probably shouldn't have been texting anyway. God.
6. The music I have to hear at work. It is pretty much Radio Disney. Although there are some ABBA covers that I dance to.
7. When everyone creams their pants over mediocre movies. I'm looking at you, Juno.
8. Going through this little song and dance-
WHOEVER: Have you seen Across the Universe?
ERIN: No.
WHOEVER: You would love it.
No. I'm quite sure I wouldn't, so shut the christ up.
9. Twizzlers.
10. The colour orange. My school colours were orange and white for ten years or so, and I hated my school.