but these go to eleven.

[abient]

Sup.

I have noticed something. I cannot rank favourite things past second place. My formula falls apart.

FAVOURITE SONGS:
1. Led Zeppelin - Over the Hills and Far Away
2. Led Zeppelin - The Rain Song
3. ...

FAVOURITE ALBUMS:
1. Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Holy
2. Cat Stevens - Mona Bone Jakon
3. tidalledzeppeliniiiabbeyroadlouderthanbombsshitshitshit

FAVOURITE MOVIES:
1. On the Waterfront
2. Almost Famous
3. everything else

FAVOURITE FOOD:
1. sushi
2. gyros
3. idk something sweet

And even
MOST HILARIOUS ANIMALS:
1. cats
2. squirrels
3. I would say Maggie but that's too SPECIFIC

By the way you guys it was my birthday last week. THANKS FOR ALL THE WELL WISHES. God I hate you all.

^^^ ETA ^^^ THAT WAS SARCASM. SARCASM IS WHEN YOU SAY THINGS YOU DON'T MEAN FOR COMEDIC EFFECT.