Retards.
Retard night. Heaps and heaps of retards.
Everywhere. Big ones. Little ones. Drunk ones. Stoned ones.
Retards as far as the eye can see.
Retard trying to put gas in his car with a welfare card.
Retard who can't open the bathroom door.
Retard who looks like M an M with his posse.
Whole posse of retards!
"Got your Chevy grabbed by the cops? Too bad M ( Read more... )
Everywhere. Big ones. Little ones. Drunk ones. Stoned ones.
Retards as far as the eye can see.
Retard trying to put gas in his car with a welfare card.
Retard who can't open the bathroom door.
Retard who looks like M an M with his posse.
Whole posse of retards!
"Got your Chevy grabbed by the cops? Too bad M ( Read more... )
The cops grabbed his ride because it was not registered.
No license plates.
Plus he's a punk.
So he walks in; a short (shorter then me, and I'm 5,6) white kid in a white t shirt with dyed blonde hair.
His eye brows are black. He looks like a rough trade male prostitute.
"YO-WERMATRUCK"!
His two friends are black and look like they're fourteen. They also look like their drunk as hell. He has a black/white pregnant girlfriend with scars up and down one arm.
"YO-WERMATRUCKASAYD"!
Trash to the eyeballs. I wanted to tell him his truck is in the shithouse rolling a spliff, just to see if he'd believe me.
To make a long story short, he does not have a release form. He can't have the truck until he gets one.
First he has to register it, then show the cops proof of it's registration.
Then they'll give him a realease form and the truck is his.
It takes me four minutes to explain all that to this intellectual titan.
Guess who wanders in right i the middle of all this?
Tow Truck Eddie. Six feet tall, three hundred pounds and Polish as Kielbasa. And bald.
He just stand there looking at them as if trying to figure out which to eat first.
Finally M shouts "KILL ALL DA FUKAZ"! and storms out.
Eddie just says, "fags" and goes in the back for some tool.
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