Evil Comedians....

Apr 29, 2006 17:37

This time what I want is you
There is no one else
Who can take your place
This time you burn me with your eyes
You see past all the lies
You take it all away
I’ve seen it all
It was never enough
It keeps leaving me needing you.

It was the imperfect way of celebrating a perfect time after a perfect exam.
Me and wicked_danu [Who were just stuck back at school for some twisted reason called EXIT PASS which we both din't have. As boring as it could get we decided to sit in the library and laugh at the pictures in the National Geographic magazines.
Little did we know that God had something else planned for us to be entertained. [cutedevil_ash brace yourself..!!] JASON DOMINIQUE's evil seemed to lurk around every corner of the library, who apparently just couldn't get enough of "Daniyal"
I know how Danu's entry would start today.."I was soo lucky today, Cute Library Boy sat right beside me and explained to me, the term SHIT" [no half measures]

Conversations in series..listed..just click..


As Danu was deep into the NG magazine, i buzied myself by pencil shading the Ying - Yang while..

Conversation [Jason & Abhishek] -

Jason - Pencil shading?
Me - Yea..
Jason - KOOL MAN!1 i used to love doing that. You should try using a tissue paper to smudge.

(Well out of 6 years worth of training in Pencil shading i had, i picked up the tissue paper lying just 2 inches away.)

Jason - THATS THE SHIT MAN......

*Abhishek & Daniyal stuck in a giggle loop*

While i continued my NOW a-cursed work, Jason found it wise enough to pick on wicked_danu *BIG MISTAKE on his part*

Jason - These magazines are kool.
Danu - sure.
Jason - read this article about the shark, they are like the garbage cans under water. They eat anything.
Danu - hmm.. *I hope they'd eat you..*

This section dedicated to cutedevil_ash

Danu - I heard you and Ashani were going out?
Jason - *loud voice* WHO TOLD YOU?
Danu - I heard.
Jason - SERIOUSLY!! WHO TOLD YOU??
Danu - I heard rumours..
Jason - No thats not true, we were just friends.

(the conversation had seemed to end, but outta nowhere)

Jason - Ashani had beat the SHIT outta me..
Danu - *made up voice* WHAT!?!?
Jason - *smiling proudly* yea it was nothing hard [pats on Danu's arm]
Me - and you are happy about it??
Jason - no no its all over, all in the past now.
Me - dude thats still fresh news in the school.
*complete silence*

The last cut. I was a very vague listener to Danu's and Jasons conversation. It sounded something like this.

Jason - Ashani is very proud of her Sri Lankan culture.
Danu - Arent you proud of your Indian culture?
Jason - Its fine..

[Some mambo jambo when i was secretely laughing my ass of, felt sorry for Danu. It became even worse when Jason kept making these wierd noises when he was right beside Danu]

Jason - I love to play holi.
Danu - Really?
Jason - yea i love to fire crackers and SHIT..
Danu - Crackers ..ok.. but where do you get SHIT from...how the hell do you light it? Is it as spectacular as the crackers.
(I mixed an extra line there)
Jason - Hey dont get all literal man.
Danu - What? you said u light SHIT also.. temme how?
Jason - I was kidding man..
Danu - Why the hell do u say stuf thats not relevant to anything??
Jason - are you like this with everyone?
Danu - NO! only with people who annoy me
Jason - *laughing like an idiot* Very smart..

As i had not updated in like 7 days, i had to return with a bang, and what a bang Jason made it. :P

Enjoy
-@bh!

me, holi, school, jason, national geographic, daniyal, ashani, shit

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