Randomness

Jan 18, 2007 19:30

Personal: The collection of labs in which I work spent over $37 million last year!

Random: American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

Deep thought: If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.

Ahh that Jack Handy...they should maybe resurrect deep thoughts by jack handy, then SNL would actually be funny.
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