Jan 21, 2007 21:19
1. Richard Dawkins.
Dawkins: "God cannot exist because an evolutionary understanding of the universe tells us that a superintelligent and superconcious being cannot exist at the moment of creation."
Professor: "But every understanding of God for the past 4,000 years has understood Him to not be part of the created world and not subject to its laws."
Dawkins: "Well isn't that convenient!"
2. That one woman at the African Heritage Community Reception.
"We have a problem on this campus. All those white liberal students care so much about their fucking environmentalism. Those guys need to understand [as African Americans] we're all from Los Angeles and so the environment doesn't affect us."
3. My three unpaid parking tickets.
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